It's Michael Jackson's birthday!
If Michael Jackson wasn't the creepiest human on the planet, his 49th birthday would probably be a pay-per-view event. Sadly, it's just an excuse to post some jokes found on the Internet...
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is made out of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with and one is used to carry groceries.
LYRIC QUIZ: Can you name these Michael Jackson songs?
1. "I've learned that love needs expression.
But I learned too late."
2. "Just put your trust in my heart.
And meet me in paradise."
3. "There was a time I used to say girl I need you.
But who is sorry now."
4. "I think I told you, I'm a lover not a fighter."
5. "A lot of people misunderstand me.
That's because they don't know me at all."
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1. "She's Out Of My Life" from Thriller or Off The Wall I can't remember.
2."Lady Of My Life"
3.I have no idea..
4."The Girl Is Mine"
5."Human Nature"?
Posted by: DMS | August 29, 2007 at 10:01 PM
4 is The Girl is Mine
5 is the spoken intro to I Just Can't Stop Loving You
1 and 3 I have no idea. And I'm tempted to say 2 is indeed from The Lady in My Life, though I'm not entirely sure. (Do you not love the bridge from this song btw?? "Reach Out To A Fantasy/Two Hearts In The Beat Of Ecstasyyyy/Come To Meee, Girl!!!")
Posted by: MarieElaine (MJ fan 4 life!!!) | August 30, 2007 at 11:38 AM