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February 17, 2008

Here are your favorite movie nerds

Patrick_dempsey It wouldn't have been the 80s without this word: nerd. It's as much a part of the decade as Vans, sushi, Duran Duran and Aqua-Net.

Last month, Stuck in the 80s asked our readers to name their favorite movie nerds of the 80s. And with true nerd-like passion, you came through with a ton of forgotten names. Click here to read all the suggestions.

Our only guidelines: These actors must have done their nerdy work in the 80s. And we weighed the nerd work against their non-nerd work. So without further delay.

TOP 20 MOVIE NERDS OF THE 80s:

20. ILAN MITCHELL-SMITH
: Shortest nerd career in history. After playing "Wyatt Donnelly" in "Weird Science, Mitchell-Smith is now a professor of English at Angelo State University.

19. TIMOTHY BUSFIELD: Yes, that's Busfield as "Arnold Poindexter" in "Revenge of the Nerds." Bonus points for being whiney yuppie in "thirtysomething."

Squarepegs 18. SARAH JESSICA PARKER: "Rusty" in "Footloose" got her nerd start on TV's Square Pegs.

17. CRISPIN GLOVER: Hello? Hello? "George McFly" in "Back to the Future."

16. PATRICK DEMPSEY: Long before he was "McMuffin" or whatever the hell women call him now, he was "Ronald Miller" in "Can't Buy Me Love."

15. GABE JARRET: Don't even tell me he was acting when he played "Mitch" in "Real Genius." 

14. JOHN CUSACK: "Bryce" in "Sixteen Candles" but also nerd-like roles in "Better Off Dead," "Hot Pursuit" and "One Crazy Summer."

16candles_cusack 13. JOAN CUSACK: Her character in "Sixteen Candles" is known simply as "Geek Girl #1."

12. MARTIN SHORT: If there was a nerdy amigo among the "Three Amigos," it was Short, who also geeked out for "Inner Space."

11. JOHN CRYER: Debate all you want if Duckie was a nerd in "Pretty in Pink." But then consider "Morgan Stewart's Coming Home" and "Hiding Out."

Class1 10. ANDREW McCARTHY: He's a "sensitive turd" in "Class." And he's stuck wearing a wig in the final, re-shot scene of "Pretty in Pink." And don't get me started again about "Mannequin."

9. BRIAN BACKER: "Rat" in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." (Loved the Popeye t-shirt.)

8. HAROLD RAMIS: Big-time geek roles in "Ghostbusters," "Stripes," "Baby Boom" and "Stealing Home."

7. COREY HAIM: Everybody in "Lucas" deserves an honorable mention on this list.

Dong 6. GEDDE WATANABE:
Long Duk Dong. Need I say more? OK, "Volunteers" and "Gung Ho."

5. ROBERT CARRADINE: Possibly one of the single-greatest nerd performances of all time as "Louis Skolnick" in "Revenge of the Nerds." But also his only nerd role. And it's watered down by his tough-guy turn in "Big Red One."

4. ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL: Farmer Ted still ends up with the hot girl in "Sixteen Candles" and "Weird Science." But in "The Breakfast Club," he's the only one who doesn't hook up (and gets stuck writing the paper.)

Peeweeherman 3. PEE WEE HERMAN:
He turned nerd-dom into a franchise.

2. RICK MORANIS: Three nearly impossible-to-equal nerd movies: "Ghostbusters," "Little Shop of Horrors" and "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids." Only his role in "Streets of Fire" keeps him out of the No. 1 spot.

Curtisarmstrong_2 1. CURTIS ARMSTRONG: "Booger" in "Revenge of the Nerds" was even better teamed with John Cusack in "Better Off Dead." And don't forget his turn as "Miles" in "Risky Business."

Armstrong has nearly a unanimous choice for this "honor." One reader said: "The last I saw him, he played a DJ on 'That '70s Show' who played Dungeons and Dragons ... I guess old stereotypes die hard!"

Which nerds did we forget?

Comments

YEAH! The long awaited nerd-a-fic list. I wondered what happened to all that info compiled.
I'm drawing a blank with who might have been left off the list. I think it's pretty well covered.

I was that reader, if I recall....it's been awhile.

see, Marissa, short post!

Yay! to Harold Ramis being on the list. I had such a crush on him in "Ghostbusters." Lucky Annie Potts.

Of course, Curtis Armstrong is at the top of the list -- Booger aside, he will always be Herbert Viola to me.

PS: Just watched "Pretty In Pink" the other night. That wig that Andrew McCarthy wears at the end is just awful. And very distracting to boot.

Jane,

FYI, I posted a response to your Lost in Translation comment.

MinA

So what's the consensus on Duckie -- full-fledged nerd or just a social outcast?

I loved Duckie... absolutely not a nerd! So I'd have to vote for an "adorable social outcast!"...

I'm thinking Jon Cryer is in nerd form for "Morgan Stewart's Coming Home" and "No Small Affair."

And for "Hiding Out," he only reverts to nerd status for a short period of time. Love that movie. Roy Orbison's "Crying" for a couple skate anyone?

Duckie was NOT a nerd, no way no how. (Though Jon Cryer himself may very well be a nerd, especially today.)

Agreed Sherrie... but Duckie is too cute (and a little sexy) when he serenade's Andie with "Try A Little Tenderness"!! Great scene!

Ducky = free spirited social outcast.

Duckie was not a nerd, but a social outcast. However, If you have seen 'Two and a Half Men', Cryer's character is a complete nerd.

another vote for Duckie being a social outcats... I love him!!

Ah, the "Duckie Conundrum". Like a nerd, outcast and marginalized by the "in" crowd, but like a rebel, independent and self-actualized.

It reminds me of the two years I spent traveling the country looking for college students who wanted to be Navy engineers. Recruiters would always ask me what kind of kids we were looking for.

"Nerds," I would reply, "but not the kind of nerds other nerds call nerds."

That's where you would find Duckie. Cast out with the nerds by the cool kids, but the real nerds can tell that it's a bum rap.

Gary from Last American Virgin

I didn't see him on any of the lists but my vote for most helpless nerd is Dan Schneider as Ricky in Better Off Dead.

Gary from LAV?
He's not a nerd, he's a hormone driven teenager that sells his stereo and doesn't get the girl at the end.

That's not a nerd, that's a tragedy.

What about Pee Wee from Porky's? Oh- and Porky's 2.

Great call on Gabe Jarrett! I'd forgotten him but he even had an authentic adolescent nerd voice; high-pitched, nasal and just short of being an outright whine.

D-list movie but who could be a better nerd than the true nerd Toby Radloff who made the film Killer Nerd.

Booger recently turned up as a retirement home rent-a-cop on USA Network's "Psych."

Booger played a serious role (and decently-sized) as Ahmet Ertegun in "Ray." Should that drop him from #1?

Duckie wasn't a nerd - he just didn't care to fit in. Big difference.

Quasi-Nerds:
Michael J. Fox - Family Ties, continued in Spin City?
Matthew Broderick - War Games, continued in Godzilla?

Bit-Nerds:
Marc Price - Skippy from Family Ties & host of "Teen Win, Lose or Draw"
Eddie Deezen - Wesley in Midnight Madness, Eugene in Grease 2, Malvin in Wa Games

Chick-Nerds:
Cynthia Nixon - Manhattan Project and Let it Ride
Susan Ursitti - Boof in Teen Wolf
Martha Plimpton - Goonies

Old Nerds:
Dabney Coleman
John Lithgow

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