Annoy your co-workers with Diamond Dave
David Lee Roth -- a mighty gift from the rock gods ... or just a very annoying self-indulgent heavy-metal cliche? Hell, let the blowhard critics decide that.
Here's the good news: There's a website out there that will allow you to channel the high-revving, testosterone-dripping magnetism of Diamond Dave -- and at the same time drive your co-workers through the roof. It's the "Running with the Devil Soundboard."
Now, anytime you feel the urge, just click a button and hear Dave squeal "Oh, God, I'm running! Yeaahhh!" or "Yes, I'm living at a pace that kills!" It's genius enough to make you wanna quit your job, grow your hair back out and feather it with that comb you used to keep in the back pocket of your navy blue corduroys.
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Use the sound board in lieu of loving making sounds. Drives Angelina love crazy......"oh god, oh god, oh god...(hit DLR sound board)......OH GOD, OOOOHHHH YEESSSS. Brilliant, friggin brilliant. Now the wife can here the true sounds without my Mexican accent.
Posted by: Mike in Austin | January 08, 2009 at 09:05 AM
what's better is that you can click on them and play them simultaneously.
Posted by: don in tulsa | January 07, 2009 at 10:20 PM
I just clicked several one after the other. They allllllll played like rapid fire. EEEK!
Posted by: Marissa | January 07, 2009 at 07:37 PM
Awesome! This is literally minutes of fun.
Posted by: Kevy Metal | January 07, 2009 at 06:45 PM
Ian, my wife did the same thing, but I think she realized who it was. Shew positively hates DLR.
Posted by: sparky | January 07, 2009 at 06:20 PM
If this isn't my belated Christmas present.........PANAMAAAAAA!
Posted by: Al | January 07, 2009 at 04:57 PM
I could have some serious fun with this.
Posted by: Bassnote | January 07, 2009 at 03:47 PM
That is AWESOME. I sat there for ten minutes making up my own DLR song. I hope you don't mind me stealing this idea for my blog. AHHH YEEEEH!
Posted by: | January 07, 2009 at 12:41 PM
This would be perfect...if my computer at work had speakers!
Posted by: Angela | January 07, 2009 at 12:28 PM
I stumbled across that last week. My wife, who normally tolerant of the strange stuff I find on the net quickly ordered me to "stop making so much noise!"
Posted by: Ian (in CT) | January 07, 2009 at 11:57 AM
What a hambone*
*bone of ham!
Posted by: jo | January 07, 2009 at 10:59 AM