More pathetic: Boy George or Madonna?
The '80s world is starting to consume itself. Next thing you know we'll all be dancing to the Spin Doctors again and watching reruns of Party of Five.
Decide for yourself which of today's story is more pathetic:
NEW YORK (AP) -- Christie's auction house says a 30-year-old nude photo of Madonna, which earned her a $25 modeling fee, is expected to sell for at least $10,000.
LONDON (AP) -- Singer Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in jail on Friday after being convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall in a London apartment.
For some reason, I'm leaning toward the Madonna story. I mean, $10,000? To see Madonna naked? That's what Google Images is for!


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Madonna -the biggest narcissist and knock-off humanity ever saw - all smoke and mirrors, shifting perosnalities and and endless need for attention and narcissistic supply....
Posted by: erik | August 11, 2009 at 04:26 PM
I wouldn't pay 10 cents to look at Madonna nude. Do you think BG would get scared straight in Prison? Good call Jeff in Cuba.
Posted by: DerekT | February 24, 2009 at 04:56 PM
Check out this month's Interview magazine. Good interview with BG.
Posted by: Jermo | January 18, 2009 at 01:18 PM
i'd have to say boy george is the more pathetic one. even madonaa ain't doing time in the big house.
Posted by: CHAD | January 16, 2009 at 09:38 PM
boy george is just plain sad, mamadonna on the other hand is plain pathetic.
Posted by: don in tulsa | January 16, 2009 at 08:48 PM
Who in their right mind would pay $10,000 for a naked photo of Madonna.
We've all by now have already seen her naked for free.
Posted by: 80sfan | January 16, 2009 at 08:05 PM
I'll tell what's pathetic...
...being unable to escape from Boy George. Was the escort in a wheelchair?
Posted by: Jeff in Cuba | January 16, 2009 at 07:58 PM
I don't know Spearsy, Alex Rodriguez paid a heck of a lot more considering he makes 25 mil/year and his wife left him when he started to run around with Madonna.
Posted by: sparky | January 16, 2009 at 05:41 PM
I feel bad for Boy George.Going to jail for handcuffing a dude to a wall.That`s just not right.Isn`t that why people go to his place?
You`re right about the Madonna photo.It`s the easiest thing in the World to find Madonna nude photos.Not that i ever did thow! ;-)
Posted by: Miguel | January 16, 2009 at 02:36 PM