Madonna finds Jesus ... and dates him!
Completing the ultimate circle of blasphemy, Madonna -- just a few short years after grinding up next to a giant disco crucifix outside the Vatican -- is now sleeping with Jesus. Sounds like the sequel to The Da Vinci Code.
Sadly, it's not that interesting. Our current favorite '80s punching bag -- since neither Boy George nor George Michael has been arrested this week -- is reportedly dating Jesus Luz, a Brazilian citizen who's age is estimated at ... well, let's just assume she has platinum albums older than he is.
Madonna also is cajoling her friends in the fashion biz to employ her boyfriend as a model so he can remain in the United States and at her side.
Want more Madonna news? Neither do I, but it's the last for today, I promise. A new poll has named Madonna the "hardest working mom in Hollywood." Yeah, strange world we live in.
[Photo from Desperately Seeking Susan]
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IT's NOT a POLL...it's a list published by Forbes Magazine not based on some random quips or ideas but on her EARNINGS this past year.
Madonna earned well in excess of a hundred million dollars on her world tour - which grossed nearly 300 million and was the most successful tour by a solo artist in decades - so much for the insulting and ignorant comments of some of those who posted here such as Bassnote and Miguel...not to mention the writer of this two-bit column.
Madonna is a relevant pop music artist today - a fact which is demonstrated by the fact that she had a number one album and single this year and a hugely successful world tour. More than can be said for most other 80's stars.
Posted by: Marcos Garcia | April 29, 2009 at 02:07 PM
Madonna's F*$*#@@(*@ RAD.. stop slamming her.
Posted by: Cheri | April 28, 2009 at 07:32 PM
Her nannies might be the hardest working mothers in the world. I doubt if Madonna actually takes her kids to school, clean up vomit or even makes breakfast.
Posted by: DerekT | April 28, 2009 at 05:52 PM
or a girl named mary
Posted by: CHAD | April 28, 2009 at 01:46 PM
Wouldn't it be hoot if she had (or adopted) a boy named Joseph!
Posted by: Mary | April 28, 2009 at 01:26 PM
Were we hurting for a blog topic today?
Posted by: 80sfan | April 28, 2009 at 01:20 PM
1) What is her profession? 2) Can what she does be qualified as work? 3) Finally, what is the average IQ of the people who took the poll?
Answers:
1) The oldest profession in the world.
2) Uh... no.
3) Less than my shoe size.
Posted by: Bassnote | April 28, 2009 at 01:02 PM
That depends on what you mean with hard. She`s been hard working.After Guy Richie,it was a baseball player now that Jesus dude.I agree,she`s a hard working mom ;-) (and making others work as "hard" as her)
Posted by: Miguel | April 28, 2009 at 12:55 PM