Let the jokes begin: It's the 'Michael Jackson is now a Zombie' website
"I was the king of pop. Now I'm the king of the undead." Those words welcome visitors to the Michael Jackson is now a Zombie blog, probably the first but not final "lighter" take on the passing of Michael Jackson.
What was the over/under on time until tasteless jokes? About 20 seconds?
The blog is "written" by MJ himself. Yesterday's most interesting item: "This has been a long day. I died, I came back to life. I dance fought a car. Do you know how much energy this takes out of you? Do you know how hard reanimation is?"
I'm warning you now: Don't go to this blog unless you have a sick sense of humor, laugh at crotch grabbing and are okay with adult language. (You're going to click on it anyway, aren't you?)
Relive the music, movies and culture of the greatest decade ever with Times online editor Steve Spears. A teen during the decade, Steve is obsessed with everything from Duran Duran to Journey, John Hughes to John Cusack, and parachute pants to Reaganomics.
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Why was he being honored at the BET awards last night, he was whiter than any whitey I have ever seen.
Posted by: Joellen | June 29, 2009 at 12:00 PM
The perv is gone!! Finally, young boys and their parents can relax!
Posted by: Suzanne | June 29, 2009 at 09:49 AM
I heard he died from food poisoning, he ate a couple of 12 year old nuts.
Posted by: Sarah | June 29, 2009 at 09:46 AM
A Michael Jackson Roast....with him absent....I guess not one of you realize (or care) if his family reads this stuff, and are hurt by it. Just completely shamesfull! This man could have been killed for crying out loud.
Posted by: dave | June 29, 2009 at 09:22 AM
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Posted by: air jordans | June 29, 2009 at 02:45 AM
What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
a slumber party at MJ's.
Posted by: jason | June 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Since he is mostly plastic they are planning on cremating and melting him down. They figure they can turn him into legos and little kids can play with him for a change.
Posted by: Stacey | June 27, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Do you know what Michael Jackson and K-Mart had in common, they both have boys jeans half off!
Posted by: Joe B. | June 27, 2009 at 09:56 AM
Anyone who makes jokes about someone dying like this has zero taste or class. What--do you people live on the SPTimes blog? No have lives? Pretty sad. There is nothing funny about this. What is it was your brother or son? Just b/c this idiot at the Times needs some crap on his blog...You nuts think this guy Steve is your buddy ol pal. Wake up and be human.
Posted by: Wasted money | June 27, 2009 at 01:39 AM
That's sooo wrong. More importantly, Who is the new King of Pop? Is there an ascension? Who's in line? Maybe I'll ask Sean...
Posted by: Gary in Gilroy | June 26, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Something stinks in Hollywood. 1. They can't find Michaels Personal physician, although he has been identified.Why did he leave the scene? 2. The doctor performed CPR for 40 minutes BEFORE calling 911. The FIRST thing that is taught in Basic LIfe support (CPR) is to call 911 FIRST. Did he give too much narcotic and was scared and tried to resusitate Michael himself. Or did he intentionaly give a lethal dose at michaels request, perhaps.
Posted by: Marie | June 26, 2009 at 07:56 PM
LOL Michelle.
I just hope when he went through the Pearly Gates Vincent Price and his nose were waiting for him.
And yet...Elizabeth Taylor outlived him. Liza Minelli. Keith Richards!!
Posted by: Jeff in Mpls | June 26, 2009 at 05:06 PM
A B C, he went fast, like 1 2 3.
Posted by: carl | June 26, 2009 at 02:45 PM
Just heard MJ had a 100 song catalog of unreleased songs, so his zombie career is definitely going to last.
Posted by: Bill in Nokomis | June 26, 2009 at 01:23 PM
It's so wrong yet so right. The audacity of dying 5 hours after Farrah.
Posted by: Kitten Poker | June 26, 2009 at 12:45 PM
How about: The paramedics tried to put an oxygen mask on him, but his nose fell off.
Posted by: Michelle | June 26, 2009 at 12:11 PM