In South Florida, man sees Jesus in the shower
A South Florida man says he saw an image of Jesus in his shower, reports NBC6.net. No one wants to be naked in front of Jesus, so the first thing Theo Grimes did was grab a towel. Then he yelled for his wife. "I didn't want to say, 'Does that look like Jesus?' Because I wanted her real response. 'Who does that look like?' She looks at it and said, 'Woo, that's Jesus.'' Now his bathroom has become a prayer room.
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Posted by: Mike | March 28, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Oh Brother, take your meds!
Posted by: Jesus | March 28, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Jesus shaves! Jesus shaves!...had to be in Miami...
Posted by: sammy | March 28, 2008 at 09:35 AM
LMAO! You've got to be kidding me!!! Freak!!!
Posted by: Reality Check | March 28, 2008 at 09:36 AM
Maybe Jesus isn't opposed to gay marriage after all!
Posted by: Donald Lance | March 28, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Now what do we do?
Posted by: Cosworth | March 28, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Last time I saw Jesus, I was Baker Acted. What good that did, I still see him.
Posted by: St. Michael | March 28, 2008 at 10:15 AM
I found Jesus last night....he was behind my couch the whole time!
Posted by: Tree Trimmer | March 28, 2008 at 10:19 AM
It wasn't Jesus.....it was hay-suse. He lives next door.
Posted by: Scott | March 28, 2008 at 10:42 AM
Come on people - get real! There was never a picture made, drawn, painted, or otherwise of Jesus when He walked this earth. So please tell me how all these people who proclaim to have seen an image of Jesus can say they saw Jesus. First of all you have to know exactly how something or someone looked before you can start seeing it or them later. All the famous paintings of Jesus (and His mother Mary, I might add) were done in accordance to how the painter THOUGHT He (or Mary) might have looked. Jesus lives in people's hearts not on the wall of some shower, or in a hamburger, cookie, or any other so-called visual location.
Maybe Jesus was speaking to this man in his thoughts and telling him to not only clean his body but clean up his life as well.
Posted by: Pat | March 28, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Some believe, some don't.
Posted by: St. Lorraine | March 28, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Well, St. Lorraine, I don't.
Posted by: Mark | March 28, 2008 at 01:02 PM
Gee, Mark, your testament suggests otherwise.
Posted by: Luke | March 28, 2008 at 01:48 PM
Mark, Luke: Peace to you, brothers.
Posted by: John | March 28, 2008 at 01:52 PM
It makes sense. Jesus thought it was bath time and was just being a "fisher of men."
Posted by: St. Dave | March 28, 2008 at 02:21 PM
Was it Jesus, or just some long haired hippy?
Posted by: D | March 31, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Praise the Lord and pass the shower cleaner! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on my way to look for Jeezus in the pasta dish at the lunchtime buffet!
Posted by: Tom | April 01, 2008 at 11:38 AM