Homeless man accused of masturbating on roof
A homeless man was arrested Thursday, accused of masturbating on the roof of the Pink Panther Nightclub and Showbar in Dunedin, according to a police report.
Bryan Treloar, 42, was arrested by a Pinellas County sheriff’s deputy on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, loitering and prowling about 11:30 a.m. Four employees of an adjacent business witnessed the act, the report said.
Treloar has been arrested several times in Pinellas County over the past three years, including arrests in May on charges of assault on a law enforcement officer and trespassing. He was in the Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $750 bail.
-- Times Staff Writer
Exploding pythons. Armless, one-legged drivers. The thief who stashed a
puppy in his pants. Welcome to Bizarre Florida, where weird is the norm.
That's what he gets for being so "cocky"...
Posted by: laker | June 04, 2009 at 09:00 PM
Where is ceiling cat when you need him?
Posted by: Fred | June 05, 2009 at 02:00 AM
If you can't jerk it on the roof of a "show bar" then where can you jerk it? What's this world coming to?
Posted by: Alabama Hot Pocket | June 05, 2009 at 08:22 AM
So... this guy gets $750 bail for jerking off on the roof of a business, and another guy gets $17,000 bail for taking a screen door off of a foreclosed house??? What in the world?
Posted by: jh | June 05, 2009 at 09:09 AM
Well if he wasn't homeless hed have a place of his own. and since it was the roof, the idea was that it would be out of casual sight.. Perhaps you should be worried about finding him food and shelter and not trying to arrest someone who can't do what is human nature because he has NO PRIVACY.
Posted by: Joel | June 05, 2009 at 09:32 AM
Oh well, just a new place to "slam your ham, pound your pork, bop your beef, up on the roof top!
Posted by: Joe B. | June 05, 2009 at 09:39 AM
Charges were misquoted, should have been "lascivious behavior, loitering and POUNDING".
Posted by: Damion | June 05, 2009 at 09:54 AM
big deal, it was during the daytime, nobody was hurt!
Posted by: Shaneequa | June 05, 2009 at 09:55 AM
It's all fun and games til a stripper gets an eye poked out.
Posted by: Jay | June 05, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm....a woodie on the rooftop......very interesting.
Posted by: Kermit | June 05, 2009 at 11:43 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to having a "lightning rod" on the roof!
Posted by: Tiffany | June 05, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Did he have his thumb over the end of it to build up pressure like an air rifle?
Posted by: Suzanne | June 05, 2009 at 11:50 AM
He has a sort of stupid look on his face, maybe he didn't know what he was doing, maybe he just thought it was a play toy, play with it anywhere he wants. His face says................Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh!
Posted by: Sarah Jane | June 05, 2009 at 11:53 AM
You sure he didn't have his thumb over the end of it like an air rifle?
Posted by: Sister Maria Agnes | June 05, 2009 at 11:55 AM
Did the employees get in a cat-fight over who gets to clean it up?
Posted by: Keely | June 05, 2009 at 11:57 AM
I heard that he's upset, cause when he took his thumb off of the end of it, all that came out was a "puff of dust".
Posted by: Sister Maria Agnes | June 05, 2009 at 11:58 AM
He looks like "dumb and dumber" all rolled into one. He probably thought...hmmmm..what's this... and what is it for??????
Posted by: Sean | June 05, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Actually he's our very own "missile defense system" for Pinellas County, ready to shoot down any incoming scud missiles.
Posted by: Joe B. | June 05, 2009 at 12:06 PM
What direction was "it" facing, very important to me..................also what direction was the wind blowing that day?????
Posted by: Sister Anna Nicole | June 05, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Poor guy couldn't afford to go inside like all of the other perverts, he's so poor, he had to sit up there in the cheap seats!!!
Posted by: Theresa | June 05, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Poor guy couldn't afford to go inside like all of the other perverts, he's so poor, he had to sit up there in the cheap seats!!!
Posted by: Theresa | June 05, 2009 at 12:17 PM
I heard he was just up there patching the roof with some sort of special homemade goooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Posted by: Mawww | June 05, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Big deal, he was just playing with himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ben Dover | June 05, 2009 at 12:24 PM
What a unique weather vane!!!!!!
Posted by: Seymour Butz | June 05, 2009 at 12:26 PM
You sure it isn't "weather vein"?
Posted by: Joe B. | June 05, 2009 at 12:27 PM