Conspicuous geographically-oriented tattoo leads to arrest
It wasn't too difficult for the victims of a Riverview home invasion earlier this month to pick out the photo of the guilty party, the Tampa Tribune reports. He was the one with a tattoo of the state of Florida on his face. According to police, 19-year old Sean Roberts also sports the phrase "Crazy Cracker" on his head.
We're not inclined to disagree. (Click on photo to see close-up and personal.)
Police said Roberts and a female, 28-year old Billie Kiser, entered the home on July 8, making threats and forcing the victims into a bathroom. Roberts and Kiser made off with consumer electronics, prescription drugs and cash, according to deputies. They were charged with armed home invastion, police said, and Kiser was additionally charged with battery and domestic battery by strangulation.
Exploding pythons. Armless, one-legged drivers. The thief who stashed a
puppy in his pants. Welcome to Bizarre Florida, where weird is the norm.
Wonder if the tattoo:
"Darwin Award Finalist"
would fit on his forehead?
Posted by: Robert | July 21, 2009 at 02:49 AM
Tattoos CAN be sexy!
http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2008/08/tattoos-can-be-sexy.html
Posted by: Tooly | July 21, 2009 at 08:39 AM
The gene pool needs to be seriously thinned out!
Posted by: Arkm | July 21, 2009 at 09:41 AM
What's offensive is the dude's hair. Dude, that style went out in the Edwardian era and you're in Florida with a "sick" tattoo? Queer eye for the gay guy for you which apparently is what he yearns for anyway.
Posted by: Leo | July 21, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Shes pretty
Posted by: livinlizard | July 22, 2009 at 01:57 AM
With a hairdo like that, he should be an extra as a Centauri if any more Babylon 5 stuff gets filmed.
Posted by: Christopher | July 23, 2009 at 12:42 AM