Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy
TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.
Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of 11875 3rd St. E, Apt. 4, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.
Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.
Gonzalez called 911.
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From Tampabay.com
Exploding pythons. Armless, one-legged drivers. The thief who stashed a
puppy in his pants. Welcome to Bizarre Florida, where weird is the norm.
I bet John Gonzales is having a great day at work today. LOL
Posted by: Angel | July 10, 2009 at 09:39 AM
Didn't this thing come with instructions?
Posted by: Wes | July 10, 2009 at 09:47 AM