Talk about the ultimate in recycling -- a Beverly Hills doctor claimed he was running his Ford Explorer and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator on fuel made from the fat he sucked out of his clinic's patients, according to Forbes.com.
"The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel
— and I have more fat than I can use," Dr. Alan Bittner wrote on his website,
lipodiesel.com, which has since been taken down. "Not only do they get
to lose their love handles or chubby belly, but they get to take part
in saving the Earth."
Of course, as Forbes points out, "using fat to fuel cars might be environmentally friendly, but it's
definitely illegal in California to use human medical waste to power
vehicles, and Bittner is being investigated by the state's public
health department." Bittner, who was also accused of allowing unlicensed employees do the actual liposuction work, has now shuttered his clinic and moved to South America.
Wired magazine -- which last year exposed as a hoax a story that a Norwegian businessman wanted to buy the liposuction fat from a Miami hospital for similar purposes -- is questioning whether Bittner was telling the truth about what it called his "thigh-test" fuel.
After all, there is no diesel version of the Lincoln Navigator. "No diesel, no lipodiesel — just a Lincoln with high cholesterol," Wired noted. Still, we're sure Tyler Durden would've approved of the theory.
--Craig Pittman
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