Michael Lohan broke real estate broker's heart

Since The Juice* doesn’t care about reports of Lindsay Lohan wanting to move to Utah, let’s focus on her dad, Michael. Page Six quotes a Long Island real estate broker named Virginia Bertolino as saying Michael is a heartless, two-timing louse.

Bertolino says she dated Lohan for four months only to find out he had another girlfriend. She spent the Fourth of July with him and everything! And boy, were there fireworks: “We fell in love — there was ‘I love you’ and everything,” she says. “He told me that he was going to change my life. He’s very sexual, I thought we had great sex. Sex is very important with him.”

Of course, that didn’t stop the ordained minister from dumping her when he went to pick up Lindsay at Cirque Lodge. She says she never heard from him again.

“When we first met, I knew he was Lindsay Lohan’s dad and that was a little exciting, but I’m not a user,” she says. “... What kind of game is he playing? I want the whole world to know about him.”

Of course, Michael admits Val is a “friend,” but denied anything more intimate: “I never went out with Virginia Bertolino. This woman is a liar. She’s neurotic.” And if there’s one thing he knows about, it’s neurotic women.

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