BREAKING NEWS: Tila Tequila may not be bi
Apparently the New York Post’s Page Six just learned the term “MySpace bisexual,” because they’re all over the news that A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila is fake. Well doy.
“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi,” a source informs the paper. “She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” This is obviously a reputable source, because of course all girls have made out with each other.
But don’t think the trashfest is going to be renewed for another season, because Tila has a boyfriend (whom she refuses to leave) “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam ... That’s why they are not continuing with the show, because she won’t dump him.”
Once again, we’re floored to learn that reality TV might not be real — almost as floored as we were to find out this show was even being made in the first place.
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If you're gonna be quoting anything, and SUPPORTING the statement, at LEAST consult your brain first!!! Oh! Better yet!!! A WELL-FUNCTIONING brain!!! The basis of bisexuality is upon the liking of both the physical form of males and females. That doesn't mean that one cannot have a solid partner. It merely suggests that if dating, one would consider either sex.
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