Britney getting married? Et cetera.
• If Star magazine is to be believed — and we challenge you to tell us when it’s not! — Britney Spears might be getting hitched again in the very near future. Important whistleblowers within Camp Brit say the singer has already announced her “marital ambitions” to K-Fed, according to MSNBC.com, and could wed shady producer/dubious babydaddy Sam Lutfi in Las Vegas. “Britney is completely under Sam’s spell,” a source tells Star. Say it with us, now: The bride is registered at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
• Careerwise, though, Britney has reached the ultimate nadir: She’s not good enough for American Idol. “I would have had Britney Spears last year when I thought she was trying to get it all back together again,” Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe told Usmagazine.com last week. “Britney, at this moment in time, I don’t think is well enough to do anything. I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together.” This, from the guy in charge of propping up Paula Abdul every week.
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