Jamie Lynn Wombwatch: Day 3

News continues to trickle out regarding the stunning up-knocking of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears. Us magazine got in on the fun by checking in on Jamie Spears — who split from Mom of the Year Lynne in 2002 — and he’s apparently not happy. The mag says he’s “furious” that Lynne and Jamie Lynn (couldn’t these people come up with a less confusing name?) sold their story to OK! magazine. “He put his foot down and refused to take any money and 'profit off his children,’ a source said. “Lynne didn’t care.” He also reportedly “feels Jamie Lynn ruined her life.”

Meanwhile, could churchgoing boot-knocker Casey Aldridge be in trouble with the law? The 19-year-old (or 18-year-old, depending on who you believe) babydaddy-to-be could theoretically be charged with “felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile,” Us says, since Jamie Lynn is only 16. No complaints have been filed and there is currently no criminal investigation. (Life & Style says the happy parents to be are actually on the rocks; Access Hollywood, meanwhile, says they wanna get married, like, so freaking bad. The lesson, as always: No one knows anything.)

Finally, in the midst of all this chaos, MSNBC.com decided to get the opinion of the one celebrity we all wanted to hear from in this mess: Ashlee Simpson, herself the troubled little sis of a blonde former teen pop star. Ashlee’s been working on her new album Outta My Head for a year, and was supposed to debut a new video on Wednesday. Unfortunately, Casey Aldridge’s seed got in the way, costing her a shot at the spotlight. “Ashlee can’t believe this happened,” a source tells MSNBC.com. “She’s so disappointed.” Indeed — Ash had already fallen behind Drew Lachey on the fame charts; now she’s being bumped from the front pages by Jamie Lynn? If she wants to get back in the limelight, she’d better get Pete Wentz to knock her up, and fast.

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