Britney Spears pregnant with Adnan's baby?

Did we mention Star has their own cover storky — uh, story — about a big name possibly being pregnant?

The rag says that only weeks after heading to Mexico to exchange worthless wedding vows with photographer Adnan Ghalib, the spotlight hog with the Brazilian chin wax has been telling folks Britney Spears is pregnant with his baby. That crashing sound is the world falling down around your ears.

The evidence, as they call it, is Britney’s ever-growing midsection bulge, despite days of classes at the Millenium Dance Complex in La-La Land.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” a friend adept at stating the obvious says.

But while the 35-year-old shutterbug is glad he’s opened an account at the First national bank of Britney, her fam is obviously nonplussed. “Her parents know she can’t handle more children,” another master of the apparent says.

You know, “is-she-or-isn’t-she?” stories like this are a dime a dozen, but for the sake of all that is good and just, we hope Star is dead wrong.