Orlando Bloom is smelly, Miranda Kerr says

Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr has raised a big stink about her beau’s stink, Star says.

“Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly,” a friend of the couple says. “Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often. … (Orlando) goes days without washing his clothes. He’ll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks.”

The same “friend” swears Bloom has tried to clean up his act, but apparently he had issues about knowing whether his relationship with the Victoria’s Secret model would last.

Gee, how about some common courtesy, Orlando? Just because you play a pirate doesn’t mean you ahve to live like one.

[Photo: How can Miranda expect people to take her seriously when she wears stuff like this? Getty Images]

Comments

[Lee]

Hey ain't nothin wrong with wantin yo man to be clean and smellin good. She jes a very modest girl.

[Joe]

That's what he said about her vagina!

[D]

...can i just say that smelly or not, orlando bloom can come 'round here anytime.

[Mike]

I cannot believe I actually read this dribble...and commented on it. This is the beginning of the end for me.