Katie Holmes collapses, run ragged by Tom
We've left Katie Holmes alone for too long -- Star is saying she's sickly and falling apart under the strain of living a fake life with Tom Cruise!
After a lunch at L.A. eatery Joan's on Third recently, a thin, pale and exhausted Katie almost collapsed, bracing herself against a door frame before being whisked off by her bodyguard. A source tells the mag that dizzy spells and headaches are the norm, and despite being emaciated, she feels compelled to lose more weight to please Tom, who is driving her to the brink.
"Katie doesn't get enough sleep — and hasn't for months now," a source says. "She's tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can't compete."
His energy is so boundless, he apparently heads out for days at a time for boys' nights out and trips away from home, leaving her to fend for herself. We'd call that an actor being an actor, but what do we know?
"To him, the home is a status symbol, so it's on Katie's shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about," another source claims. "She's giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick."
Well, it's not like she's been working a lot lately; Mad Money wasn't all that, dig?


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Thank God she got her B.A. (Biological Annuity) from Tom scum. (If Nicole Kidman had gotten preggers, I doubt she would have married that Alcoholic redneck she "settled" for...)
I'm sure that the Child Support Payments will Be ASTRONOMICAL!!!!!!
Posted by: D.Blue | March 31, 2008 at 03:47 PM
I don't believe one word of this gossip. she looks fabulous in the shots that I've seen.
Posted by: smarc | March 29, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Why doesn't she just go get a good divorce lawyer if she's so miserable.
Posted by: Jen | March 28, 2008 at 08:00 PM
Boo Hoo poor thing tired of marriage life with a jerk, welcome to fantasy world. Your not ready for the real world.
Posted by: PAIGE | March 28, 2008 at 03:29 PM
I'm actually getting physically ill just THINKING about Tom Cruise. She REALLY should have married Dawson.
Posted by: huh? | March 28, 2008 at 01:25 PM
Who cares she married the nut job.See what scientology will get you!!!!!
Posted by: JM | March 28, 2008 at 06:33 AM
I would be sick too if i lived with a psychopath like Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Sal | March 28, 2008 at 03:34 AM
it must be so tiring being Tom's beard. poor thing.
Posted by: David | March 27, 2008 at 05:31 PM
boo hoo. having to stay home alone. Good enjoy the time without him and his crazy actions. She has money, a child, a nice home. Enjoy them. That's three times more than others that have to stay home alone.
Posted by: | March 27, 2008 at 08:29 AM
So, who gives a dang. tell her to take a nap. NEXT!
Posted by: Rodger | March 27, 2008 at 07:08 AM