Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray pals, but he can't dress

Because all things Miley Cyrus is apparently important these days, we have to wonder if the girl really knows what she’s talking about. Just the other day she was drinking ketchup from the bottle on Jay Leno’s show, and now she’s griping about Billy Ray Cyrus’ look.

“There’s a certain time where dad’s got, we call it the ‘Clint Eastwood Pajama look,’ ” she says, according to the World Entertainment News Network. “It’s so horrible, it’s the worst. And a really ugly hat with a bow. Oh, it’s so bad.”

What does “Clint Eastwood Pajama look” even mean? He looks like an old gunslinger with nothing left to lose? That’s pretty dope, if you ask us. Has she even seen how her dad looked before he started this whole recent reinterpretation of Garth Brooks’ Chris Gaines period?

But dad’s not free of guilt from being dumb. Billy Ray called Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM show to say he gives Miley “space to be her own little human being and go through her own things, without me cramping in.” That’s a dad’s job, Billy Ray.

But no, he wants to be seen as more of a friend, and feels that if he “invades her space he won’t be that guy.” Guess what? You’re supposed to be a dad first. It’s too bad he denies a rumor of deleting Lindsay Lohan’s number from Miley’s phone, because that would have been the first act of responsible parenting we’ve seen in a while.

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Comments

[Redneck girl who likes to hunt squirrel]

What a duo these two make.

One is a washed-up Z-lister that can't sing. The other is a soon-to-be washed up Z-lister that can't sing.

But hey, at least they can save money by going to the same hairdresser!

Cyrus clan, your 15 minutes ended about 2 minutes ago.