Calum gets what's Best for him: A black eye

Lindsay Lohan's old flame Calum Best has been seen out an about sporting a nice shiner on his right eye. Wherever did he get such an accessory? If you believe the U.K.'s Sun, it was from a reckoning at a bar in Puerto Banus, Spain.

The paper's readers have tipped off the tabloid, saying Best was seen schmoozing with a woman at Linekers Bar while her husband was off in the restroom. Upon spying Best's intentions (ha!), the man devised a devious plan angry spouses should note.

He apparently walked up to Best, asked the model to pose for a photo, then cracked him a good one when he asked Calum to smile. That's a picture worth a thousand words.