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April 09, 2008

Jessica Simpson finding work posing naked

We're happy Jessica Simpson got over her kidney infection and all, so we're starting to wonder when she's going to actually, you know, work again. It seems she's starting by ripping off old covers of men's magazines.

Tbdjessicasimpson041008 The used-to-be singer is on the cover of next month's Esquire, emulating a March 1965 cover of the same magazine in which actress Virna Lisi is shaving her face. It's part of a multi-page spread showing her sopping wet in a swimsuit and a flesh-colored body stocking, which would have been awesome, were this 2003.

This is what Jess considers generating buzz? She might as well hang a "will work for food" sign around her neck. And while then-Esquire designer George Lois meant it as a boost for women's lib, we're pretty sure it's just the latest in Esquire's inability to develop original ideas.

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Hey people this is my video of the week!!!

Really worth seeing!!! Hurry up! I have found only two links....

http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Jessica_Simpson_Sex_Tape_P.1

http://hotserved.net/video.php?v=Jessica_Simpson_Sex_Video.P.2

AWESOME!!!

Jealousy, St Pete Times staffer, is VERY unbecoming.

You could continue your employment till your 100 years old, and still not make anywhere NEAR the $$$ Jess spends at Victorias Secret.

So keep on working, while Jess decides when and where to do a little of this n' that...

Ha-Ha-Ha!!!

Work for food, you mean like "Head" cheese?

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