Lingering questions from last night's 'American Idol'

Yay for David Cook.

Now, onto the questions:

Looking at this picture, does anyone else expect these two to immediately spin to the camera, sing "Ya do the jitterbug!" and start snapping?

THIS is the biggest star in the world?

Why did Sanjaya apparently decide to quit midway into getting dressed yesterday morning?

Is Constantine Maroulis gesturing toward the cameras, or figuratively indicating the longevity of his music career?

Doesn't it seem like Michael Johns is a little TOO into smelling David Cook's hair?

In this photo, is Ryan Seacrest trying to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a fluffy persian kittycat?

Is it just us, or is Bo Bice really letting himself go these days?

Can someone PLEASE move up the release date of Tropic Thunder? Because we're seriously getting a little too excited about it.

Was anyone else seriously creeped out by the Guitar Hero commercial featuring 17-year-old David Archuleta in his underpants?

Who let this guy in?

Why is Michael Johns wearing a cherry Froot Roll-Up? *

Can we make this our new Christmas card?

That is all.

(Photos from AP, Getty Images and handouts)

* Photo not technically from the 'Idol' finale, but a good question nonetheless.

Comments

[Williams]

I swear I saw underoos on Baby Elmo during the Guitar Hero commercial.

[lydia]

My, you're silly!