Nuptual news: 'Pie' guy, 'Betty' betty, Pitt split

• American Pie star Jason Biggs married actress Jenny Mollen in a “very private ceremony” last week, People reports. There was no word on how many fruit pies were molested.

• Ugly Betty’s America Ferrera may be getting hitched to filmmaker Ryan Piers Williams, the Daily Mail says, since she’s been wandering around the Ugly Betty set with an engagement ring. We wonder if she has Salma Hayek to thank for that, too.

• Gwyneth Paltrow is apparently angry at former fiance Brad Pitt, shouting “NO!” when Ok! asked her if she had any kind words for Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Wow. Hey, we needed to pad this to three, all right?