Whose is bigger, Angelina Jolie or Jack Black?
Jack Black had better be thankful Angelina Jolie has a sense of humor since he's the one who spilled the beans about Angie having twins before she was ready to say. We're pretty sure she could have people killed for less. But here they are having a big belly contest while promoting Kung Fu Panda on the red carpet at the 61st Cannes International Film Festival in France. While Angie is in her third trimester and blowing up like a balloon, what's really frightening is that Jack isn't actually carrying two human beings in that pudge.
[Photo: Getty Images]


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This is obviously all BUSH'S fault. He impregnated Angelina with an evil conservative baby & force-fed un-healthy red meat to an un-suspecting aspiring actor just to ruin the Cannes film festival & mask the Bush plan to take over the world.
Posted by: Rich | May 16, 2008 at 09:39 PM
Rick, You want to stick to old news!
Greedy Americans caused what is an economic desaster in the making. People wanting something form nothing and expecting working Americans to bail them out. Which in the long run is what will happen. Now the trikle down effect is the home insurance companies that those Mortgages were hook with. Be prepared the worst is yet to come. Futures trading is hiking up the oil prices. You might want to learn how to plant vegetables in your backyard.
Make sure you stay in the correct section of the news and you won't have to read the more upbeat news..
Posted by: Linda | May 16, 2008 at 08:30 AM
It's nice that people can have fun at movie festivals, one well paid actress bringing (2) into this world, and the other less well paid actor pushing his gut. A photo op I guess.
I don't want to be a wet blanket, really.
However, I am stuck on the "old" news. I think that would be a war. Not only THAT, a moron who can't even speak English right, having War Powers! That act proved up to now that that no one cares unless they're caught by lead. The Times can't seem to find it's ground-at times. Stick with what is the news...and you will always be recalled as that paper that never let down.
When we are not in a war I will think of something else. Maybe, the Federal bailout of our banks for screwing up. I don't like anyone stealing my money; or my freedoms. Finally, this administration has murdered the US financially that will be noticed in time...and the folks that elected Bush the 2nd time will pay as well. We are all going to pay our money-and our grandkids, and their children as well. So fatten up people, soon life will be more expensive than before.
Posted by: rick from Largo | May 16, 2008 at 06:11 AM