Brooke Hogan says Hulk lotion pics no big deal
Because you just can't get enough Brooke Hogan, we have to tell you how the 20-year-old spilled to Us that she doesn't think those gross pics of her dad Hulk putting suntan lotion on her derierre are any big deal. Remember those pics? Of papa smearing lotion on her bum in April? Yeah, we tried to forget, too.
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car," Brooke told the mag. "He used to change my diaper!"
The Juice* can't show you those photos, thanks to overblown licensing fees from greedy paparazzi services, but feel free to follow the source link to see one. Frankly, we're doing you a favor by not exposing you to such psychological damage again. And Brooke's metaphor of calling herself an old car certainly backfires in this case -- we felt like calling child protective services when we saw those pics.
[Photo: Getty Images]
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Just keepin it n the family! ! !
Posted by: BROOKTINI | July 01, 2008 at 09:58 PM
If you supposed Army people really are in the Army, shut up and get back to being mercenary killers. You have no moral ground at all in this matter - you are hired guns playing with your big toys with the idea you should be admired. You are NOT. And - the guy who says he's a lieutenant: you should be ashamed. The others have the excuse of being stupid. But you are, presumably, educated. Shut up.
Posted by: LittleBro | July 01, 2008 at 10:05 AM
We the members of the 3rd ID have all had a ride on Brooke Hogan and, well you will need a 2 by 4 the next time you are with your daughter Hulkster
Oh yeah Brother
Posted by: Colonel Hogan | June 30, 2008 at 06:54 PM
In Honor of our Brother John Graziano & in memory of our fallen brother Michael A. Cerrone.We as members of the 2nd. Battalion 505 Parachute Infantry Regiment 3rd.Brigade Combat Team 82nd. Airborne.Shall join all others against any business that promote or endorse any venues of any members of the family of Terry Gene Bollea Hogan.!!
Posted by: Lt. Lawrence Solomon | June 30, 2008 at 05:27 PM
In memory and Honor of Lance Cpl Carl L. Raines ,We as members of the Combat Service Support Detachment 21.,2nd Force Service Support Group on July 1 2008 join others against all venues of private and commercial business of any venues doing business with any family member of Terry Gene Bollea Hogan
Posted by: St. Sgt. John R. Duhaime | June 29, 2008 at 07:40 PM
What a lot of u ppl dont realize is that brooke and nickie are smart why go to the po po and have ur pedophile papa arrested whn u can black mail him and get what ever u want.!!
Posted by: Danny Jacobs | June 29, 2008 at 09:02 AM
hey, stickman - you did all of that when they were 21?? now, that's sick.
Posted by: trent | June 26, 2008 at 05:36 PM
Whose stupid idea was to insinuate any kind of father/daughter relationship?
I think its very sick and perverted to think otherwise!
Posted by: JLee16Govr | June 26, 2008 at 06:27 AM
I'd do her if she was my daughter. . .
Posted by: Jim Reed | June 25, 2008 at 05:43 PM
What is the big deal, he's her Father for crying out loud ,what the Hell is wrong with People today , I have daughters and I have done the same thing, including changing their Diaper and Bathing them, I even helped deliver one of them,come on not every one is a pervert.Give it a rest.
Posted by: stickman | June 25, 2008 at 05:36 PM