MTV plans new 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'
Today’s crushing punch to our collective cultural groin is the news that MTV is preparing a millennial remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Variety reports.
It’ll use the original screenplay, but there could be new music not featured in the original film or stage show. There’s no release date yet, though MTV is hoping for Halloween 2009.
The Juice* supposes there’s no stopping MTV here, so let’s just all start predicting the inevitable casting nightmares: Corbin Bleu as Brad Majors, Christian Siriano as Dr. Frank-N-Furter and Soulja Boy as the narrator, singing: “It’s just a jump to the left / and then a step to the right / now YOUUUUUU crank dat time warp / YOUUUUUU crank dat time warp!”


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i meant i just watched rocky
Posted by: rachel_luvs_rhps1975 | December 11, 2008 at 04:15 PM
you idiots!!!!! you can't make remake perfection ! its gonna be stupid w/ crank that time warp ! ! ! i just watch ock horror the 4th time in 3 days!
Posted by: rachel_luvs_rhps1975 | December 11, 2008 at 04:11 PM
This is it...the world is ending...
Posted by: David | July 28, 2008 at 02:14 PM