Ah, but the joke's really on Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan, that awesome wunderkind who excels at leeching off her dad's celebrity, posted a message on her MySpace page deriding dumb gossip blogs like The Juice*. By actually stringing several words together in a coherent thought, she makes us want to down Percocet by the handful when she posts:

LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers....

It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of...um.... don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!

Love Always, Brooke

Truly, we're crying in our Froot Loops over this. In fact, The Juice* weeps openly whenever we make snide comments about the faults of the overpaid and self-absorbed, because under our iron-hard shell of hate lies a weak and shallow pool of self-loathing (at least, that's what the fan mail tells us). But the funny part? If outlets like The Juice* didn't write about Brooke, absolutely no one would know who she was. Oh, what a conundrum.

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[Mary]

Hey Brooke, why don't you try to find a doctor to fix your nose - literally and figuratively. Knock it back into place then make an attempt to make you not look so butt-ugly. Talk about a "but-her-face!

[Al]

Don't worry young miss Brooke, as with every other pop notable (and thats being kind), your shelf life will expire and the paparrazi, the bloggers and everyone else for that matter, will forget you even exist. You will then have the peace you say that you seek. Until then you're just going to have to suck it up. Should'nt be too much longer!

[QueenMum]

The real question is - does anyone really care about the Hogans? What a bunch of self absorbed, whiny, overmoneyed, no class people!

[Mrs. C]

I think everyone should worry about themselves instead of always picking on the Hogans.They are nice people. HANG IN THERE BROOKE

[Steve Persall]

"If outlets like The Juice* didn't write about Brooke, absolutely no one would know who she was."

Sounds like a great reason to quit your "job."

[Brusimm]

Oh the poor missy who doesn't have to hold down a job to survive day to day had a free moment to "blog" about us.

I guess we're getting somewhere boys and girls!

I bet she hired someone to write that post!