Aniston-Mayer nuptials ... not
Jennifer Aniston's reps are
working
overtime this week, playing
Whack-A-Mole with reports that the actress is getting married and/or having singer John Mayer’s baby. OK! offers elaborate details on its cover story that she will wear a Vera Wang dress, plans to carry orchids everywhere and serve champagne and caviar. Meanwhile, Star claims on its cover that she is going to have Mayer's baby, “as Brad and Angie's twins wow the world.” Anderson's people tell Us magazine: “Both headlines are complete fabrications.” Still, Aniston and her 30-year-old musician beau are serious. She has been showing up at a slew of Mayer's concerts over the summer. But she’s just not that into him ... yet.
--Sharon Kennedy Wynne


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He's just too cute to get married - please share him Jennifer! Also, did you see his gig on TMZ? He's hilarious, too!!!
Posted by: Mary | August 11, 2008 at 11:43 AM
Actually... John and Jennifer broke up last week because he knows he does not want to marry her and a few other things that make him know he's not in it for the long haul. John flew to Cabo on Monday with some friends he's known since high school; Jen was supposed to be there but since they broke up, she decided not to go on the trip.
Posted by: actually | August 08, 2008 at 02:27 PM
I'm just waiting for the call from Miley -- I have some white -- almost blonde -- highlights I would like to put in Miley's hair.
And yes, I would do her.
Posted by: I Am Miley's Hairdresser | August 07, 2008 at 03:52 PM