Brooke Hogan doesn't know Dick Cheney

In our latest episode of Brooke Hogan Is A Terrible Role Model, the blonde bumshell tells Howard Stern on his radio show that it's very important to educate yourself about voting, especially in this election. And she should know, because she doesn't even know who the current vice president is.

"I feel it's unfair to be judged by this whole voting thing," she whines, mentioning she keeps getting static for being an airhead about politics (listen to the whole thing above). But when Howard asks who the veep is now, she says she deosn't know and defends herself with, "There's too many frickin' people in office!" Yeah, like Mayor McCheese and David Palmer, right? (For people new to The Juice*, the answer is Dick Cheney.)

"I know that it's very important," she wheedles "... I'm just really not in the know." Then she reaffirms our faith in the electorate by declaring, "I actually looked into registering; I'm having my bookkeeper register."

Stop the world, we want to get off. You know things are bad when the biggest highlight of her segment on the show is announcing that her D-cup breasts [Ed.: I'll fix this from "breats" for everyone so moved to hilarity by an innocuous typo] are real, and that mom Linda has had augmentation.

"She was enhanced, because she was really really flat-chested," Brooke says. If only there were some program on television about the reality of what went on in the Hogan household ... a reality TV show, if you will. That would be fascinating.

Comments

[Gee]

Who's Brooke Hogan?

[Scott]

Brooke don't know dick.

[John McCain]

What's this? Hello? Hello? Why can't I hear what I'm typing? I have my hearing aids turn all the way up. You kids and your fancy cable TV and phones with no cords or dials, make me sick. Wait until I become president better hope you don't kick your ball in my yard or I'll spray you with my garden hose.

What? What? It's a scary thing when some of you are thinking of electing a man who by most standards should be retired. That's right, I'll have my shakey finger on the button, those Canadians better wise up.

[DMS]

...yeah.... what Adam said!

[Adam]

Hey Brooke... Shut up and take off your clothes.

[I.P.Freely]

who cares what she knows or doesn't know,who cares what she even thinks,(which probably isn't much).

[DMS]

The rest of us would be much better off if we didn't know who Cheney was. Kudos to Brooke.

[jeffegator]

Lots of haters. Brooke graduated at 16, she is now 20 and has her own TV show and released an Album. She is doing a heck of alot better than most 20 year olds. She isn't just sitting back using her fathers money, she is out working hard and let's face it she looks good too. So she doesn't know who the VP is, at least she admits she is not informed about politics.

[blahgdoo]

"Our country was built on hard work, not hand outs from the rich."

haha actually our country was built by rich europeans who didn't like being taxed. But they didn't necessarily give hand outs i suppose.

[bdiddy]

Obama is going to turn this country upside down with his socialism. His whole way out of this crisis is tax the rich who make over 250k. Is this all we can come up with. How about this one America, Get off your lazy butts and get a job or two. Our country was built on hard work, not hand outs from the rich. Give me a break.

[Mary]

I don't give a rat's behind about any of the Hogan's but I love some of the comments here: "Mental Midget" "Hair Plugs for Senators" "D cup breats". You guys are cracking me up - thanks for the laughs! Oh, Danny, we're going to be screwed by McCain OR Obama. Face it - it's a race between 2 losers.

[Paulo]

Says she voting McCain...she saw Cuba from Key West once...

[Pete Bogs]

Nice "breats!"

[JP]

Danny, (9:09) We're already screwed my friend!

[Tim]

Heck, she probably has more foreign policy experience than Obama. You know, I am sure she has been on many trips overseas. I guess that would be equivalent to Obama's foreign policy experience of living overseas as a child, right? I also think her great grandfather rescued the Jews from Auschwitz along with the Russians.

[yay]

Hell, I envy her ignorance. I wish I was impervious to the practical realities of living in a fascist state.

[Danny]

Who needs smarts, when you got a dad that will take care of you for the rest of his life.

[Rodger]

She is the kinda girl that can wake up in her own room and not be sure where she is at!

[John]

It is all part of the persona. Being smart doesn't help sell you. Cleavage and being dumb does. Playing the lesbian card helps even more.

[Christina]

It's really great that they dub MTV into other languages and play it in different countries so people like Brooke Hogan can represent America.

Seriously when did we become this dumb??

[Joss]

She'll be lucky if she doesn't drown in
her own toilet. filthyrichmond.blogspot

[William Horton]

How nice of you to post an unauthorized YouTube recording, in flagrant violation of copyright law, as "news."

[Dan]

Ms. Hogan looked into attending my college earlier this year. She was quoted as saying that she wondered if people would think that she was stupid because she was attending FAU. She never attended FAU, yet we still think she is a tard. See Brooke? If you would have went to FAU at least you could have an excuse as to why you come off as a mental midget. Now you have to fall back on being a sheltered mongoloid. Ha!

[Dan]

Ms. Hogan looked into attending my college earlier this year. She was quoted as saying that she wondered if people would think that she was stupid because she was attending FAU. She never attended FAU, yet we still think she is a tard. See Brooke? If you would have went to FAU at least you could have an excuse as to why you come off as a mental midget. Now you have to fall back on being a sheltered mongoloid. Ha!

[anne simpson]

DON'T JUDGE HER TOO HARSHLY. How many maturer adults would be able to answer the question? She's right though there are far too many hangers on in politics the world over.

[Dave]

She sounds more knowledgeable than Sarah Palin, at least.

[Diverdown55]

After reading this article I have to ask: what are D-cup breats? (SIC).

[AnnePage]

Perhaps Peroxide bleaches more than just the hair... but also the brain inside that addled head.

And why was it they thought she was a good choice for a solo reality show? Pickings must be pretty slim for them to have to settle on her.

[Danny]

Why should we care if she knows or doesnt know who is VP or President. Its not like any of us can control what they do to our country. It doesnt matter who is running, they do what they want when they want. We are screwed if McCain gets in.

[Danny]

Why should we care if she knows or doesnt know who is VP or President. Its not like any of us can control what they do to our country. It doesnt matter who is running, they do what they want when they want. We are screwed if McCain gets in.

[jay]

Money can't buy class or brains.

[Haven]

Brooke Hogan has got to be close to the biggest bimbo in FL. Remember the quote about women that shouldn't run for office because we're too hormonal? It isn't women who have a difficult time controlling their emotions, Brooke, since men commit 95% of all violent crimes, dearie. What an idiot, and I agree, $$ can't buy IQ or class!

[Al]

What do you expect from a high school dropout? This clip should be enough to keep all kids considering dropping out to stay in school. Both of Hulk's kids are complete idiots. I hope they enjoy the fame, after it leaves they will need to move back in with loser dad or loser mom.

[macho man]

money can buy several things,but brains are obviously,not on that list.

[Hogans Know Nothing]

Nice to see Brooke impressing us with her all-around knowledge of the world.

Is it any wonder that her brother -- using his own special brand of stupidity -- basically ended someone's life?

I hope the garbageman is coming soon, because the trash that is the Hogan family is starting to smell really bad.

[Hair Plugs for Senators]

She, and those like her....are Osama's Target Market Group.