Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds get married
That's right, boys, too bad for you, but Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market now, since she wed Ryan Reynolds on Saturday. Don't go asking us for details, because we're too busy taking down our ScarJo shrine to give them to you.
Actually, Us Weekly says the pair, who have been engaged since May 5, were married in a "remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver." What, like a log cabin? Somehow we doubt that's the case. On the guest list were ScarJo's mom, Melanie Sloan, and brother, Adrian Johansson.
"We're just enjoying our time," the actress said last month. "We're just recently - very recently - engaged. So, you know, we're just taking it easy. And no big plan yet. But it's a good time and we're just ... enjoying our time to be young and engaged.
"I mean, I'm 23. There's no reason to rush into it. Everything feels very natural and relaxed."
Yes, it took her almost five whole months to wed the 31-year-old Reynolds. That's very relaxed, don't you think?
[Photo: Getty Images]


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I hope you learned that Penelope Cruz is better looking than Ryan Reynolds.
Posted by: Joshua Gillin | September 30, 2008 at 06:55 PM
I did not know Ryan Reynolds was a woman. I learn a lot from reading the The Juice.
Posted by: birdman | September 30, 2008 at 06:28 PM
tig ole bitties
Posted by: | September 30, 2008 at 02:39 PM
Who cares she does nothing for me. She looks like bread dough.
Posted by: Ted | September 30, 2008 at 07:32 AM