Brooke Hogan turns down 'Playboy' nude offer
Speaking of Playboy, their offer to local poster child Brooke Hogan has been turned down. Darn.
"Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time," her rep told Us. "It's not out of the question for the future, but we'll have to see." Because "the right time" would have to be after she completely slides into obscurity.
We'll have to see whether Hulk wants to come to the future photo shoot, like he did for FHM. Except if he got uncomfortable with that, what would he think about her being nude?
[Photo: Getty Images]
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She is as big as a house. And she looks EXACTLY like Hulk! Not that looking like her mother would be any better...
Posted by: Michele | October 13, 2008 at 01:08 PM
A.jones- Ha-Ha that's so funny ha-ha
Posted by: - | October 13, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Please keep your clothes on for God's sake.
Posted by: Big Bob | October 12, 2008 at 04:32 PM
lmfao@ all the people calling her fat. I would love to see what you people look like.
Posted by: Lenore | October 11, 2008 at 08:52 PM
Already seen and had her....
Posted by: Dr_Dug | October 11, 2008 at 04:26 PM
She's aged 20 years in 1
Posted by: The Judge | October 11, 2008 at 01:53 PM
The Hogans are just White Trash with money.
Posted by: Erica | October 11, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Good. Playboy has way hotter "Dime a dozen" blondes to pose for them.
Posted by: Jeff | October 11, 2008 at 12:47 PM
patslackit your fat and chunky fatso fat fatty fatfat
Posted by: asian rebel motorcycle club | October 10, 2008 at 01:51 PM
It's so stupid when some one calls her fat or chunky, Yeah Right! she's so.... fat she better lose about 50 more pounds!!
OMG!! how dare she even go out of the house.
Posted by: pat-slackit | October 10, 2008 at 01:02 PM
looks like the old pervert can't get her this time. But... I'm sure he'll keep trying !!
Posted by: IC it | October 10, 2008 at 12:36 PM
looks like the old pervert can't get her this time. But... I'm sure he'll keep trying !!
Posted by: IC it | October 10, 2008 at 12:34 PM
she looks like her mom in that picture.
Posted by: tony | October 10, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Good for her. She was raised better than that.
Posted by: Jessica | October 10, 2008 at 08:08 AM
Al.. don't lower her standards? she actually has standards? she would be more attractive if she got an education instead all the silicone and liposuction.
Posted by: sb | October 09, 2008 at 03:10 PM
I'd pay to see it.
Posted by: Banglijk | October 09, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Brooke don't listen to these unkind people. You are a beautiful woman with a good personality. Please, do not lower yourself to any though of posing nude anywhere.
Posted by: Al | October 09, 2008 at 01:10 PM
I'm thinking "Easy Riders" magazine would be a better "fit". She would make a "Big" hit. That spread would be "Huge".
Posted by: Mitch | October 09, 2008 at 01:07 PM
She could do a "Where's the beef" commmercial, like the old lady for Wendys. Oh, forgot, Brooke is sitting on all the beef.
Posted by: Don | October 09, 2008 at 01:02 PM
Shes gonna need a head transplant pretty soon. Her face looks like an ugly dudes with a ton of make-plastered on it. Hulk better get her through wrestling school pronto before its too late.
Posted by: bl | October 09, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Has Playboy fallen so far? They, at least, used to feature beautiful women. This one looks and acts much more like Hustler or some other dirtbag/deviant/pervert skinmag material. (Of course, it would be presented TASTEFULLY!) Maybe she could do silicone implant ads instead? Think Paris Hilton in 30 years! Think Ubangi! Might be embarrassing if her n-rings got tangled in her belly-button rings, embarrassing enough if they don't. "Hulk" seems like a pretty decent guy, needs to raise his sights, he deserves better than that. If he wants a 25 year old, that's what he should go for, not one that's trying to create the illusion with botox, surgery, and tramp clothes!
Posted by: lightnin | October 09, 2008 at 09:10 AM
Amen brothers. Keep your clothes on please.
Posted by: unanimous | October 09, 2008 at 08:58 AM
Pose for Playboy? Isn't she kinda chunky? Maybe a BBW rag would be a better fit. Young and fat! Too many dollar-menu items gobbled up.
Posted by: patrick | October 09, 2008 at 07:55 AM
she's one cheese burger away from being a full blown pig,nobody wants to see her at all,especially naked,YUCK
Posted by: slacker | October 09, 2008 at 07:04 AM