Hugh Hefner's latest 'Playboy' obsession: Clearwater twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon

There's buzz all over the IntArWebs that the latest fascination of one Hugh Hefner is a pair of twins from Tampa Bay. Everyone from TheInsider.com to blogger Tyler Durden is saying that since Holly Madison has broken up with her octegenarian benefactor (read: rich old guy), Kristina and Karissa Shannon (the blondes pictured above in the Playboy limo with Hef) are his new objects of affection.

Kristina brags on her MySpace blog that she's going to be featured in a centerfold with her sister, and was moving to the Playboy Mansion on July 20th, ostensibly to be featured on The Girls Next Door. The twins are reportedly 19 and Karissa lists their hometown as our very own Clearwater. Yay for our side!

Amorphous Internet sources say the couple will be featured in the Christmas issue of Playboy, although your guess is as good as ours at this point. That would be quite the stocking stuffer, now, wouldn't it?

MySpace sources: A, B and C

Comments

[Michelle]

Their parents must be so proud of them. I'm so going to lock my girls up or kick their butts in if they do something this stupid!

hey if you wear the uniform

[Mary]

http://www.pcsoweb.com/pages/who_jail.html

Go here yourself. Pinellas County who is in jail. Public records not any more or less. I live in Clearwater, FL. Glad they live elsewhere we need to be know for our Beaches not our Playmates! What is a nice girl(s)????

Arrests were 11/9/2007 and 1/10/2008 for aggravated battery. Public information.

Pinellas County clerk of court site has details.

https://pubtitles.co.pinellas.fl.us/login/loginx.jsp?goto=/mainmenux.jsp

[nika]

skanks

[James]

Kristina and Karissa worked with my fiance at "The Winghouse" in Pinellas Park Florida Their nice girls No matter what the world says No one knows them better then their family friends and their coworkers/friends at The Winghouse. You go girls!!! Congratulations!!!

[HumbertGumbert]

Direct Link to amazing Kristina and Karissa Shannon TOP video footage:

http://tophot-video.com/Kristina_and_Karissa_Shannon

[Gina]

Who cares what these girls do? Are they your kids? Let them beat the crap out of each other.

I know that I'm not a fan of what Hefner does or stands for, but I'm not going to jump up on my soapbox and preach about how wrong I think it is...These girls know EXACTLY what they're getting into when they sign up for this.

People need to worry about things that actually effect them, or things they can change...

I see Stephanie, you have a problem with Playboy and Hefner and therefore it would not matter if they had clean records.

Judge away sweetie. Whatever makes you feel better. Your judgement of them says more about you than it does of them.

[Stephanie]

Well I guess you are right "no name" I did copy and paste from TMZ who got this info right off of the police report!

Not only do they hit people over the head with beer bottles and beat the crap out of each other (for God sake they are sisters) they are selling themselves to the devil (Hugh Hefner).

His whole life all he has done is brag about all the women he can sleep with so everyone is entitled to their opinion and mine is that they are white trash!

You can protect and defend them all you want this is a free country (at least until Barack Osama takes over)!

Stephanie, you miss the point. You are reading a paper report. Or more accurately, copying and pasting from another blog entry. You still do not know them but yet there is judgment. And why? The instinctive reaction of some people to throw out insults is because of THEM, not the people they are insulting.

[Stephanie]

For the person who did not leave their name and made the comment about people leaving all the negative comments....here is one more arrest record info for you on these "good" girls.....

We've learned Karissa Shannon was arrested just two months before she and sis Kristina were pinched for aggravated battery back in January. In this case, however, she was popped for kicking her own twin sister in the face. Lovely.

Here's the blow-by-blow, according to the charge report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment "wearing only blue jean pants" and "bleeding from her nose," while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, "as if she had no idea what had happened."

Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though "he could not identify which sister was which." Karissa eventually fessed up.

[starwarrior986]

A friedn of mine sent me a link to "Kristina And Karissa Shannon Hot Video". It's down here:
http://getimpressed.com/clip/?id=Kristina_And_Karissa_Shannon_Hot_Video
Pretty interesting, isn't it?

Amazes me the comments that come out of the woodwork calling people things like "white trash" and "whores" when they do not know the person. I guess some must insult others in order to feel better about themselves. I imagine that those who do it to people they do not even know are even more desperate.

[Jay]

Dime a dozen tampa gold-diggers.

[Stephanie]

Wow this pic is way better than their mugshots! White Trash....

[Shaun]

I'm guessing everyone that posted these negative comments is either overweight, ugly, old, or all of the above. These girls are living a dream and when it's over they'll go back to their lives. I don't see the need to say these things.

[Jen]

Figures he found 'em here.

Wow, Playboy = whores. Such judgment based on...? Nudity?

[HumbertHumbert]

Direct Link to amazing Kristina and Karissa Shannon TOP SEX VIDEO FOOTAGE!!!
http://tophot-video.com/vid.php?v=Kristina_and_Karissa_Shannon

[Jo]

Heffner is a symbol of part of what is wrong with our society. He has always been sponsor of degenerative behavior. I just shudder when I see his pix and read about the innocent??? young girls flocking to him. Makes me very ill. Mom and dad in Clearwater you should be proud of your girls. Yuk

[abbie]

yes the pride of our community = 2 whores who gloat on just looks & money.....

[Steve]

Sad and a little sick.
The parents must be so proud.
Daddys little girls turned into whores for money.

[jenni rivera video]

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[Richard]

Hef is the freaking man. He is def. my role model.

[asian rebel motorcycle club]

Haven why did you read it then? shut your effin face this is hot

[jayslove]

wow, thats nasty. dont get me wrong they are very pretty but they are 19. What do there parents have to say about that? Hugh you are a lucky man, but 19 yr olds.

[Haven]

Why this is considered news is anyone's guess.

[Stephanie]

Wow, I am so excited I almost wet my pants! Thats awesome I want to sleep with an old frumpy viagra filled gross old man! Oh I am so jealous. I hope your fortune & fame is worth this! Ewww whats even grosser is that maybe you can have a threesome with your sister? Weird I tell ya.

[Patrick]

Enjoy your AIDS and free cocaine.

[GansGilbert]

One can find amazing Kristina and Karissa Shannon TOP video footage on:
http://tophot-video.com/vid.php?v=Kristina_and-Karissa_Shannon

[Barack Hussein Obama]

When I look at those two girls, one word sums up what I am feeling: "Swell".

[Dan]

Yeah. How horrible.......19yr old twins in playboy....... Boy that sure is creepy.....they are so....sorry keep getting distracted by the picture.

[Mary]

He's just creepy and the girls (not women)are prostitutes. Just gross...I mean - what's that actress from the Golden Girls and Maude (sorry, Sr. moment LOL) - what if she lived in a Mansion and was surrounded by 18-19 year old boys! Now THAT'S what I want to see!

[john from CLW]

Not sure if it's pride but I'm feeling something

[Banglijk]

Mom must be so proud.