Porn director offers Sarah Palin $2 million

Forget Hustler's spoof Nailin' Paylin', former veep candidate Sarah Palin has gotten an official offer to star in a pornographic film, TheDirty.com says. "Porn aficionado" Cezar Capone (a.k.a. Miami director Bill Fisher, who brought us classics like Agent Filthy 0069 and MILF School 8) has offered the Alaska governor $2 million to be the centerpiece of one of his movies.

"Dear Governor Palin: Please let this writing serve as an official request. In light of the recent election results, Cezar Capone Productions would like to make you a formal offer of $2,000,000 to star in an adult 'MILF' production," a letter sent to the governor's mansion via certified mail reads. "I am sure you are unaware that Cezar Capone is the KING of all 'MILF' films. This one time offer also guarantees that you can walk away from our beautiful set with a newer and sexier wardrobe to make up for the $150,000 worth of clothes you had to give back to the GOP."

Now, Fisher is no idiot, and realizes Palin might not want to star in a flick with "male talent" other than her husband, so he's offering First Dude Todd $100,000 to join her. Besides posting the letter at www.palinsupermilf.com, Fisher has offered to put the entire sum in an escrow account to prove his seriousness on the issue.

Really, what can we add to that? And don't go asking us what a MILF is, because if you don't know by now, you shouldn't be reading The Juice*.

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[lowball]

PFFFFT, 2 million dollars? Give me a break. If Governor Palin wanted to, she could probably make ten times that amount by making an amateur video and selling it herself.

[Jack]

Barney Frank would probably pay big bucks to do it with a young man! He could do that on a regular basis and apply it to the national debt.

[Ted]

This is really silly.

[Common Sense Bill]

Man there are some sore losers out there....Get over it, its just an election. It's like the past 8 years never happened to you people..

[Grammar Nazi]

Hey, Film Buff (at 6:28)! There's a few things wrong in your statement. 1st: "Why are republicans suck skin flints..." Did you mean 'such' instead of 'suck'? Also you ended a question without a question mark. I'd bet you received your education here in FL!

Tim, oh man, that comment about Barney Frank was just WRONG! LOL...

[realjews]

WOW, this paper, just keeps going lower and LOWER to take stabs at RePUBElicans.

I voted for the savior, Obama, personally. But am getting tired of the "Times" over doing it, common are we this low-Desperate?

[realjews]

WOW, this paper, just keeps going lower and LOWER to take stabs at RePUBElicans.

I voted for the savior, Obama, personally. But am getting tired of the "Times" over doing it, common are we this low-Desperate?

[kia]

I LOVE how the sp times, says you cannot make comments on this blog that are: "Inappropriate, abusive, obscene, vulgar, or profane.."

AND THEN DOES SO ITSELF, with this turd of an article!!!

[John]

Why not go after Obama. I'm sure he could fill a LARGER role than Palin's husband. Unless that part takes after his white mother.

[Palin & Reverend Wright?]

I don't know if it's true, but it's being reported that the individual who will share the scene with Governor Palin is Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

[john]

Film buff
Wheres your name???

[jb]

hell her daughter will do it for free

[Eddie]

The Times chooses to publish these disrespectful fantasy stories instead of reporting REAL stories like John Edwards' love child, Joe Biden's problem with telling the truth or the fact that the Obama team is clueless as to how to pay for their grand campaign give-aways.

[CrazyIvan]

I see two problems with this whole thing:

I, as an example, dislike the woman to the point that I would not even want to see her naked.

Secondly, I would suspect that her repressive, hyper-religious view of the world would strongly indicate that she would not be interested, anyway.

But, as for Mr. Fisher's offer being "sick" -- at least it's more open and honest than some "churches" which I won't bother to name, whose primary mission is outright stealing from people.

[Film Buff]

Why are republicans suck skin flints that they need to keep their name off their comments.

Only hate filled democrats would think something like this publicity stunt should be put in print. So much for that "we are all one country, lets be united and work together" B.S. So called liberals are vicious haters and prove it over and over. How sad at a time like this in our nation's history. Of course liberals don't really care about the country.

[Film Buff]

Is there going to be a faye/palin scene?

[Richard]

If this came out I will be the first to buy it!

[ShiGty]

This is simply disgusting and these people should be shot with the guns that obama wants to ban.

[Phil J..]

That's simply disgusting.

[ken]

i love america....the only thing better would be a threesome with the obamas.....................

[Karlos]

If the film happens -and it was reported that it's being considered seriously by Governor Palin- I can assure you it will be in my cinematic library, that's a fact.

[Ed]

How about movies of Obama's Black father schtupping his white mama?

[Pat Largo]

Hmmm..."DP the VP." I like it!!! Getting it from Sen. John McVain!!!

[tim]

How much did this slime-pie offer Katie Couric? Or for that matter, how much to see Barney Frank go at it with a young man?