Michael Jackson unrecognizable at 'Ween party
Just when you thought we were all done with that Halloween stuff, RadarOnline says Michael Jackson looks so scary these days, he showed up at a Halloween party and everything thought he was wearing a costume. Hey, when did MJ devolve into self-parody, anyway? Oh right, around the time Moonwalker came out.
Arriving unannounced at a fete by Dixie Chicks singer Natalie Maines, the King of Pop brought pal Veronique Peck, widow of actor Gregory, and his three kids. Not that anyone really noticed under all that plastic surgery.
"A couple people went up to him and told him he had the greatest Michael Jackson costume ever," Maines told Howard Stern. The DJ even played Thriller upon his arrival, but that's not really an insult, since everyone plays Thriller at Halloween parties.
But Maines was sure to draw some obvious conclusions after Michael's visit: "I think maybe he's stuck in time as a child," she said. "I felt like maybe he's a child. He's got lots of handlers." Maybe they should have found a better way to handle his entrance.
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You know exactly what trials. The reason this idiot should no longer be around any children. He is a child molester. Even judging by what he admitted to doing (he says he shares his bed with children not related to him)he needs help. But idiot hero worshippers insist on giving this no talent has been attention -and access to their children. They - and he - are pathetic. So is anyone who supports him.
Posted by: Maura | November 10, 2008 at 07:18 PM
Maura, what trials are you referring to? The article was about a Haloween party - I didn't see anything about any "trials". (???)
Posted by: Confused | November 10, 2008 at 10:15 AM
If the trials were in any other state he would be in prison and considered a convicted sex offender. People are idiots to think otherwise. Victims of hero worship.
Posted by: Maura | November 09, 2008 at 12:56 AM
Sad. Truly sad the way this man has devolved into a "thing."
Posted by: Ron | November 07, 2008 at 03:25 PM