Jennifer Aniston totally wants to have a baby
Who'da thunk 39-year-old Jennifer Aniston wanted to be a mama? Oh right, we can't stop hearing about how she's trying to get John Mayer to knock her up. And that's ruining the excitement of it for her, she says.
"It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' "Aniston tells Entertainment Weekly. "Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf---ers!''
Wow, is that the mouth she's going to kiss these kids with? And playing a mom in the Marley & Me isn't helping.
''I feel like that's in my future and I'm on the verge of it in some way – or it's something I long for," she says. "So it was great to sort of dip your toe in it.''
Of course, she could try babysitting, too. We hear Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a couple kids they could loan out.
[Photo: Getty Images]


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She and bo John Mayer seem to be 2 of the most normal "stars" (well, as normal as they can be). They do seem to be in love. So, just like any woman that wants a baby - I hope she does. I just hope she doesn't give it some freaky name like most in Hollywood are doing these days...
Posted by: M | December 05, 2008 at 01:36 PM
Hey Jen, I just got locked up for 7 years. I'd love for you to slap some new handcuffs on me though...
Posted by: Guilty | December 04, 2008 at 08:28 PM
Jen, what ever you do, stay away from Alec Baldwin. You don't want your child being called a "Miserable Little Pig"!
Posted by: Al | December 04, 2008 at 06:01 PM
Impregnater line forms behind me...wait .. that didn't sound right
Posted by: Shallow Hal | December 04, 2008 at 02:51 PM