Ashton Kutcher whines about neighbor's house
Poor Ashton Kutcher: The camera-selling, uh, actor or something is complaining on a new video posted on YouTube about his neighbor, who has the nerve to build a house on his own property, which happens to be next to Kutcher's! What a jackass!
"I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel," Ashton rants in the expletive-laden video, which you can watch above. "I'm going to lose it."
It seems he's pained by the starting time of the work crew, which he claims showed up at 7 a.m. Indeed, construction guys usually get an early start.
"This has been going on for four months now," Kutcher wails. "This guy's got another thing coming!"
But then, after overwhelmingly negative responses to his whining, Kutcher posted a second video (shown below) saying he was sorry and whatnot. But really, the damage is done. Really, who knew that hammers made noise, or that houses don't just magically appear?
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Why doesn't he just move to another house? I'm sure Demi has more than one house, but if they're living on Ashton's salary then they probably live in the suburbs.
Posted by: Petey | February 02, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Self absorbed and obnoxious. Millions are losing their homes or waking up to cluster bombs and white phosphorus. Get a life, please.
Posted by: Lilah | February 01, 2009 at 12:29 AM
go complain to your mommy, oh i mean wife!!!
Posted by: dan | January 31, 2009 at 08:43 AM
maybe he should go stay at one of his
many other homes until this neighbor is finished. homes don't magically appear, unfortunately they are built
Ashton.
Posted by: Dion | January 30, 2009 at 06:13 PM
I met this azzhat in Shreveport a few years ago. He is not happy unless he is whining about something. He thinks the world owes him something, and seems to be a real jerk to people. He snubs young fans who want his autograph. I seen him yell at two 12 year old girls because he had his arms "full". Wow, a cup of coffee in one hand and a newspaper in another. Someday, he might understand that yes, his poo stinks too.
Posted by: Mike | January 30, 2009 at 04:56 PM
funny stuff...I like the comment about the real job. I would only be able to hear it for 1/2 hr before I had to leave for work and when I come home...those crews are done. Money makes people think they are someone else, someone better than everyone around them.
Posted by: Jason | January 30, 2009 at 04:55 PM
Pay your neighbor double what his house is worth, own them both, you whiney jack of assis.
Did Demi stop nursing you too soon?
Posted by: flanygal | January 30, 2009 at 02:06 PM
I can sympathize: I had a neighbor that EVERY WEEKEND for 8 YEARS would start hammering, sawing, something on his house starting at 7:00 Saturday morning and it wouldn't stop until it got dark Sunday night. I'm not exaggerating: EVERY WEEKEND! It IS maddening. And he wasn't building the house, he was just doing crap to it all the time - and he wasn't even good at it! By the time I moved, his house was a joke. I called it Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
Posted by: M | January 30, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Poor Ashton ... I would not be happy either. We have noise laws, None before 10 AM or after 10 PM. OOPs, that is for the old people who don't get up early. LOL.
Posted by: ellie | January 30, 2009 at 11:23 AM
I wonder if he had a real job and was going to work at 7:00 If he would be bothered by peopling working a real job?
Posted by: Fred | January 30, 2009 at 07:25 AM
He seems so smart on TV! Maybe he didn't know that hammers make noise -- sometimes people make mistakes like that. I wonder if he's heard of this cool thing called the Internet.
Do you think he was blonde and dyed his hair brown?
Posted by: Hannah | January 29, 2009 at 10:55 PM
He seems so smart on TV! Maybe he didn't know that hammers make noise -- sometimes people make mistakes like that. I wonder if he's heard of this cool thing called the Internet.
Do you think he was blonde and dyed his hair brown?
Posted by: Hannah | January 29, 2009 at 10:55 PM