Brad Pitt would rather end up eaten by a shark
Finally, someone stepped up to the plate and asked Brad Pitt what he thinks of getting old, seeing as how he plays an old man who gets younger in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. But it's not getting old that worries him, he said at a promo gig in Berlin.
"I'm not so afraid of getting old, I'm more afraid of how I'll go," Reuters quotes him as saying. "Fire and tight spaces don't appeal. A shark would be interesting."
Indeed, that would be interesting, although we're convinced he'll be crushed to death by a gaggle of kids ranging in ages from infant to teen-ager one day. But leave it to those Germans to ask the tough questions, like what would make him cry.
"I don't cry," he says, "I'm hard as nails." Yeah, we'll see when you have to start making all those tuition payments.
[Photo: Getty Images]


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I think they're still a beautiful couple (a little weird, yes.) But what's up with Angelina's pirate-esque earring?
Posted by: KC | January 21, 2009 at 02:22 PM
Any chance he could hurry this up some?
Posted by: Mic | January 21, 2009 at 12:45 PM
Has he been hanging around with Tom Cruise lately? He just keeps getting weirder and weirder by the minute.
Posted by: Mary | January 21, 2009 at 09:51 AM
I don't think he should wait for death.
Posted by: mike | January 20, 2009 at 07:20 PM
I hate to admit it, but I don't think he's aging all that gracefully. Then again, having 6 kids in a span of a couple years probably doesn't help things.
Posted by: Gina | January 20, 2009 at 03:58 PM
I really can't stand this couple anymore and I am really getting sick of hearing about them! These
photos of them at the premiere are terrible; they do not look good. I guess that is just what I thought, sorry Brangelina fans!
Posted by: erin | January 20, 2009 at 02:29 PM