Britney Spears marrying agent Jason Trawick?

Even though by the time you read this it may be untrue, we have to tell you that Star reports that Britney Spears is getting married to her agent, Jason Trawick. That goes above and beyond the usual 10 percent, doesn't it?

The pair were off on a vacation to the Bahamas last month when the proposal dropped.

"He didn't exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” the ubiquitous inside sources told the mag. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together."

Brit apparently wants to get married in December, and she wants to class it up for No. 3: "When she marries Jason, she wants it to be like a fairy tale," a friend said. Word of advice -- don't go signing up for any reality shows after this one.