The Pussycat Dolls hate Nicole Sherzinger

If you had something to be thankful ful for, it’s word that the Pussycat Dolls probably won’t be getting back together anytime soon. Hey, we always have the Paradiso Girls.

The New York Post’s Page Six says the other girls in the group, whose names are apparently irrelevant, aren’t even on speaking terms with Nicole Scherzinger. So much for Interscope's assertion that the group is “on a break.” Look what that did to Ross and Rachel on Friends.

“It is war. They have broken up for good,” a source tells the Post. “None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the limelight, then went off to do her own thing.”

Well, when you have a hit album like My Name Is Nicole, that’s how you roll. Wait, what’s that? She barely cracked the charts in the U.S.? Boy, we’re glad things are working out for her.

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Paula Deen talks about catching ham with her face

We're still on Paula Deen watch here at The Juice*; We've been really bummed out since she got sideswiped by an 8-pound ham at a charity food drive on Monday. But Paula being Paula, there's no hard feelings.

"It was the guy's first day. I went to toss a ham like a football," she told Extra. "He didn't know how I normally do things, and I guess he got excited and got caught up in the moment because as I turned around to get more hams off the truck, this guy yells... and I turn around just in time to catch the ham in my face!"

To be fair, she didn't really catch it -- more like it bounced off her face like a missed field goal hitting the upright. She got some ice on it, though, and what she thought was a broken nose left only a small red spot.

The ham-tosser "felt so bad," Deen said. "I felt probably worse for him than for myself being his first day on the job. [But] accidents just happen. That's why they're called accidents. The doctor checked it and she said I was fine. I didn't even go the hospital."

Notice she doesn't name the poor sap. We all know our gracious land of helpful and understanding Americans would immediately phone in death threats for hurting a 62-year-old Food Network star. Ah, Thanksgiving!

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Rob Kardashian is dating Lisa Ann, the 'Who's Nailin' Paylin' porn star

Oh, so you guys like the Kardashians so much? Well, how do you like the idea of Rob Kardashian hooking up with a porn star? How about if that porn star looked a little bit like Sarah Palin, according to Hustler honchos? Yeah, that's what we thought.

Lisa Ann, the skin flick celeb who starred in Who's Nailin' Paylin? (they've answered that one, finally), says the 22-year-old picked her up at the gym right around when sister Khloe was marrying Lamar Odom. Because any 22-year-old can pick up a 37-year-old porn star at the gym, you know.

"Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree," she told TMZ. "He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things."

This is just too much, even for The Juice*. The stark reality of how sleazy the Kardashians are is like a wintry blast of mace. This is just the pepper spray chaser.

[Photo: Rob with sis Khloe, Getty Images; Lisa Ann on the cover of her most famous movie.]

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Oprah Winfrey not planning 'Favorite Things' episode

Were you hoping for a "Favorite Things" episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show this week? Too bad -- she doesn't seem to be doing one. What will people swoon and scream for on her show now?

The annual holiday episode, in which Winfrey touts material possessions she enjoys as part of a lavish lifestyle her fans can only dream about, is off the table for 2009, a Harpo employee told the Huffington Post. That means no audience members will be getting camcorders or PJs.

"We have no plans this season for a 'Favorite Things'," the source said. Indeed, this week's episodes include a visit to Walter Reed Army Hospital and a bunch of recipes. That's not even as good as last year's ho-hum thrity episode, in which she featured cheap or homemade gifts. We can't drive any of those things, O.

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Katie Holmes ruins 'New Moon' for New York fans

Katie Holmes may be pretty quiet when it comes to Tom Cruise and their daughter Suri, but don't for one minute think she can keep her yap shut through a screening of New Moon. Wow, she really is like everyone else!

Fox 411 says that Katie and some friends showed up at a Manhattan movie theater to fawn over Jacob and Edward, and were less than civil: “Katie came into the movie theater with two of her girlfriends in a great mood,” a source says. “They bought tickets in advance to see New Moon like all the rest of the Twihards. They checked out the snacks and then they took their seats and kept talking.”

But wait, she surely piped down once the movie started, right? Wrong.

“Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else. Some people wanted to tell them to be quiet, but when they realized who it was, they stayed silent. No one wanted to shush Katie.”

Why, is she some kind of demon goddess who will swallow your soul if you address her? The Juice* has been to some New York theaters, and all we have to say is that she's lucky she didn't get stoned to death with Junior Mints.

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The Muppets sing Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

This video is the latest big viral pass-around these days, so far be it from The Juice* to do some original thinking and post something else, right? It's funny, when you stop and think about it, there's absolutely nothing in this that someone younger than 25 would "get."

Thanks, two dozen people who sent me this.

Angelina Jolie hates President Barack Obama

Apparently it's a big deal today that Angelina Jolie doesn't like President Barack Obama, according to an item in Us Weekly. Just wait, because all those people who said they don't care what celebrities think about politics will be changing their tune right about ... now.

"She hates him," a source told the mag. "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise. ... Angie isn't Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors."

Well, it's a good thing Angie doesn't spend a lot of time in countries like France and England, lest she get a firsthand view of what this person says she's talking about. And of course, this is news only to the folks who didn't notice Brad Pitt went to Obama's election party by himself, for whatever reason.

"They get in nasty arguments all the time about it," the source says. "She doesn't respect Brad when it comes to politics, but, in the end, this won't tear them apart." No, not when there are apparently 500 other reasons they break up every day in the tabloids. We think the reason today was overscrambling eggs at breakfast.

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Tyler Perry will give NAACP $1 million

Tyler Perry must have heard about Brangelina's $6.4 million in charity giveaways last year, because the writer/director/actor/producer/scientist/rock/star/race car driver/ lawyer/detective/fashionista has promised to give $1 million to the NAACP, People reports. Shoot, we could pledge to give eleventy billion dollars; Difference is, Tyler's good for it.

"I feel so honored and blessed to be in a position where I can give," Perry said. "Had it not been for the perseverance and vision of the thousands who came before me in the 100 years of this legendary organization, I would not be in the position I am in today."

The gift will be distributed over the next four years for advocacy programs on eceonomic equality education, health care and criminal justice, the mag says. And don't be surprised if the organization changes its name to Tyler Perry's NAACP.

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Adam Lambert gets kicked off Good Morning America

If you thought Adam Lambert's groin-grabbing, boy-kissing, fellatio-simulating act at the American Music Awards would cause him some problems, you're right. He's already been dropped from a scheduled performance Wednesday morning on ABC's Good Morning America. Who knew he made the network mad?

“Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning," and ABC spokewoman told the New York Times. Yeah, that kind of thing can only happen if he's performing after 11 p.m.

Don't you worry about Adam, though; He's already been picked up by CBS to do an appearance on The Early Show. They don't think 8 a.m. is too early for slapping dancers on the ass.

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Ohio police chief guilty in Sarah Jessica Parker-Matthew Broderick surrogate case

The small-town Ohio police chief accused of breaking into the home of the surrogate mom who carried twins for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick has been found guilty of three felonies, the AP reports.

Martins Ferry Chief Barry Carpenter was acquitted on burglary charges, however, since the jury apparently believed the door to Michelle Ross' house was just swinging wide open like he says. Carpenter was found guilty of receiving stolen property, theft in office and tampering with evidence. He also was acquitted on a charge of unauthorized use of property or services.

"The bottom line is that there is a victim in this case whose privacy was so gravely intruded upon," Ohio Assistant Attorney General Emily Laube said. "If you can't trust the police, who can you trust?

But he says he only took photos of a surrogacy file that contained two ultrasound pictures and of a plaster cast of a pregnant stomach but did not remove anything from the home. Showing them to the paparazzi and a few other folks was the worst thing he did. It's not like he tried to sell them or anything, his lawyers argued.

Police Chief Chad Dojack of nearby Bridgeport is now facing charges that he was actually trying to sell the items at Carpenter's behest.Carpenter, meanwhile, faces up to 10 years in prison when he will be sentenced on Dec. 30. Chad better hope he doesn't get busted for complicity to burglary and receiving stolen property.

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