If only we had the Bruno Movie Quoting Taskforce

We hear there's some movie called Bruno coming out today. Please, let us see it on our own.

Creepy CGI babies on roller skates sell water

Forget for a moment that CGI still hasn't quite gotten to the point where it's completely convincing to the eye and marvel at a resurgence in digital babies not seen since the heyday of Ally McBeal. Although, you should realize that U.S. tap water is among the cleanest in the world, and all this bottled water stuff is just a campaign to make you pay $2 for something that costs less than half a cent from your faucet. Evian is "naive" spelled backwards, after all.

Thanks, Lisa S.

Some '80s toy movies we wish were real

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With all the ridiculous movies we've been telling you are in the works, these don't sound half bad. Of course, Peter Jackson isn't really directing The Smurfs.

Thanks, El Diablo.

Don't worry, Michael Jackson's ghost lives on

Surely by now you've seen this clip of MJ's ghost at his old mansion during Larry King Live on CNN. It couldn't possibly just be some random guy walking ion front of a window. OR COULD IT??!?

Look! Michael Jackson's favorite bird!

Mother Nature pays tribute to the King of Pop. Apparently, anyone can learn how to moonwalk. Although this seems like part Hammer dance, too. What's with making the poor woman demonstrate, though?

Stop by the classic Lego Arcade

If you don't know what games to which this Lego homage is referring, then you're either to young to remember the dawn of video cabinets, or didn't waste your youth in video arcades. That's right, whole building full of machines that allowed you to play video games for a quarter!

Here's why Terminators look like Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you're still reeling from Terminator: Salvation, then this deleted scene from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines will be the gut punch that will keep you from standing up straight the rest of the day. Thanks to /Film for showing us that while studios often cut scenes that reveal basic information about a plot, sometimes that's for the best -- even in a movie as bad as T3.

Can't tell Star Trek and Star Wars apart?

That's okay, most of the time we can't either, anymore. Wait, what are we saying? Of course we can! But Kirk can't.

This movie would make eleventy billion dollars

Combine The Transformers and The Terminator and you get ... The Transforminators.

Check the arc of my man's shoes ...

As Rob W. pointed out to me, besides the obvious, do these guys even live there? Who has a computer and treadmill but no chair? Man, that's some dumb right there.