The Pussycat Dolls hate Nicole Scherzinger

If you had something to be thankful ful for, it’s word that the Pussycat Dolls probably won’t be getting back together anytime soon. Hey, we always have the Paradiso Girls.

The New York Post’s Page Six says the other girls in the group, whose names are apparently irrelevant, aren’t even on speaking terms with Nicole Scherzinger. So much for Interscope's assertion that the group is “on a break.” Look what that did to Ross and Rachel on Friends.

“It is war. They have broken up for good,” a source tells the Post. “None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the limelight, then went off to do her own thing.”

Well, when you have a hit album like My Name Is Nicole, that’s how you roll. Wait, what’s that? She barely cracked the charts in the U.S.? Boy, we’re glad things are working out for her.

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Rob Kardashian is dating Lisa Ann, the 'Who's Nailin' Paylin' porn star

Oh, so you guys like the Kardashians so much? Well, how do you like the idea of Rob Kardashian hooking up with a porn star? How about if that porn star looked a little bit like Sarah Palin, according to Hustler honchos? Yeah, that's what we thought.

Lisa Ann, the skin flick celeb who starred in Who's Nailin' Paylin? (they've answered that one, finally), says the 22-year-old picked her up at the gym right around when sister Khloe was marrying Lamar Odom. Because any 22-year-old can pick up a 37-year-old porn star at the gym, you know.

"Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree," she told TMZ. "He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things."

This is just too much, even for The Juice*. The stark reality of how sleazy the Kardashians are is like a wintry blast of mace. This is just the pepper spray chaser.

[Photo: Rob with sis Khloe, Getty Images; Lisa Ann on the cover of her most famous movie.]

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Oprah Winfrey not planning 'Favorite Things' episode

Were you hoping for a "Favorite Things" episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show this week? Too bad -- she doesn't seem to be doing one. What will people swoon and scream for on her show now?

The annual holiday episode, in which Winfrey touts material possessions she enjoys as part of a lavish lifestyle her fans can only dream about, is off the table for 2009, a Harpo employee told the Huffington Post. That means no audience members will be getting camcorders or PJs.

"We have no plans this season for a 'Favorite Things'," the source said. Indeed, this week's episodes include a visit to Walter Reed Army Hospital and a bunch of recipes. That's not even as good as last year's ho-hum thrity episode, in which she featured cheap or homemade gifts. We can't drive any of those things, O.

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Katie Holmes ruins 'New Moon' for New York fans

Katie Holmes may be pretty quiet when it comes to Tom Cruise and their daughter Suri, but don't for one minute think she can keep her yap shut through a screening of New Moon. Wow, she really is like everyone else!

Fox 411 says that Katie and some friends showed up at a Manhattan movie theater to fawn over Jacob and Edward, and were less than civil: “Katie came into the movie theater with two of her girlfriends in a great mood,” a source says. “They bought tickets in advance to see New Moon like all the rest of the Twihards. They checked out the snacks and then they took their seats and kept talking.”

But wait, she surely piped down once the movie started, right? Wrong.

“Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else. Some people wanted to tell them to be quiet, but when they realized who it was, they stayed silent. No one wanted to shush Katie.”

Why, is she some kind of demon goddess who will swallow your soul if you address her? The Juice* has been to some New York theaters, and all we have to say is that she's lucky she didn't get stoned to death with Junior Mints.

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Adam Lambert gets kicked off Good Morning America

If you thought Adam Lambert's groin-grabbing, boy-kissing, fellatio-simulating act at the American Music Awards would cause him some problems, you're right. He's already been dropped from a scheduled performance Wednesday morning on ABC's Good Morning America. Who knew he made the network mad?

“Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning," and ABC spokewoman told the New York Times. Yeah, that kind of thing can only happen if he's performing after 11 p.m.

Don't you worry about Adam, though; He's already been picked up by CBS to do an appearance on The Early Show. They don't think 8 a.m. is too early for slapping dancers on the ass.

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Britney Spears wants to marry boyfriend Jason Trawick

We haven't invaded Britney Spears' privacy for quite some time, so why not check in with her with a rumor that she's ready to get married again? That's what OK! is saying, claiming on its latest cover story that she wants to marry boyfriend Jason Trawick. Third time's the charm, right?

“Britney said she does not have a doubt in her mind that she wants to spend the rest of her life with Jason,” a source tells the mag, saying they are just waiting for the right time. “She has already discussed marriage with him, and they are both excited about a romantic wedding.”

What OK! doesn't know is that the U.K's Daily Telegraph is pretty sure she already proposed while on tour in Australia. They say the 27-year-old dropped to one knee last Friday, but Trawick said no, prompting an unscheduled address to her Sydney audience about the fickle nature of love.

"She is in love with the idea of marriage," a source said. "She has been married only twice, but has proposed to many more."

Never mind the fact that they also say she's been dating Trawick for three years, which is unlikely, given that the rumors they were dating didn't even start until the Circus Tour. She was dating that one guy Adnan Ghalib until early 2008. He as 37, too, just like Trawick; That must be a magic number for her. Where were we going with this? Oh yeah, the media lies to you.

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart are sooo hooking up

Speaking of celebs who aren't supposed to be together but were, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spied still hanging out together in New York, despite ending their promo tour for New Moon, People says. All you fangirls hating on The Juice* for saying they're together can send your nasty e-mails to the address listed above.

It's no coincidence these two were in New York, as they were also at The Box on Thursday, just like Jude and Sienna. But that's not the only lounge they were spotted at. They started their night at Soho House, where they chatted up Joan Jett.

On Saturday they went to Dive Bar, and on Sunday they were seen having dinner together at Megu in Tribeca (he had Kobe beef skewers and asparagus, she had a sashimi platter and king crab, for the record).

"They were with two friends and looked very cozy," a source tells the mag. "Both were having a great time."

Man, these moony-eyed relationship recountings are about as exciting as watching paint dry, especially when it comes to these two. That's why we're starting the rumor that Stewart is off Eclipse because Pattz got her pregnant a movie early. Hey, why not make up something like that? It's more engaging than a book report on their Sunday dinner menu.

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Paula Deen gets smacked in the face with ham

Savannah, Ga., celebrity chef Paula Deen was in Atlanta on Monday to help pass out 25,000 pounds of food she and Smithfield Food donated for the Hosea Feed The Hungry program, but she got a faceful of pork when an 8-pound ham being tossed to her hit her in the face. There's a swine flu joke in there somewhere, we just know it.

Some overzealous yahoo decided to toss the meat to Deen instead of handing it over, which is not the best idea: "He raised the ham up and I thought he was going to pass it down the line and I turned around to take another ham off the truck and turned around and all of a sudden this ham that weighed 200 pounds hit me full long in the face and 'bout knocked me cuckoo, but I'm fine," she told WMAZ with a laugh (watch video of it here).

The Juice* used to live in Savannah, so we dig Paula, even if we can no longer get into Lady & Sons when we go back to visit and she turned our favorite bar into a gift shop. But we know that she likely had her sons find the guy who did this and break his kneecaps, though you won't read about that anywhere. Just letting you know.

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Jude Law, Sienna Miller hit the town together

We all know Jude Law and Sienna Miller have long since split up, but the New York Daily News said they looked pretty together late last week at The Box lounge on the Lower East Side. Hey, where else would you go after your Broadway performances are over?

"They came in together and got a table with a few friends around 1 a.m.," a source told the paper, noting they hung around until 3:30 a.m. "At one point, Jude ordered shots for the two of them, and he was egging her on to take one. They were laughing a lot and whispering to each other -- it looked like they were genuinely having a good time."

Law is starring in Hamlet and Sienna is in After Miss Julie, so it should be no surprise both are in town. What is a surprise is they seemed so close despite insisting they're just friends.

"(Law) had a ton of people coming up to say hi to him, many of them female, but he really only seemed interested in Sienna."

Perhaps he was looking for some form of payment, since their rocky relationship basically launched Miller's Hollywood career.

[Photo: The couple in 2004; There are reasons why their engagement didn't work out. Getty Images]

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Adam Lambert not sorry about simulating oral sex, kissing guy at American Music Awards

As you could see, The Juice* pretty much ignored the American Music Awards Sunday night, since it's historically been the Grammys Lite of the entertainment world, but we still saw Adam Lambert's raucous performance to close the show. And according to the ratings, so did 14.2 million others. Just don't ask him to apologize for it.

The 27-year-old's rendition of his For Your Entertainment featured Adam grinding a male dancer's head into his crotch to simulate oral sex, a lot of groin-grabbing and a moment to smooch keyboardist Tommy Ratliff (watch it on video above, if ABC hasn't taken it down yet). And while lots of critics freaked out as he flipped off the audience -- it was edited in the West Coast feed of the show -- Lambert said y'all just need to deal.

"I believe in artistic freedom and expression, I believe in honoring the lyrics of a song, and those lyrics aren't really for everybody either," he told Access Hollywood, saying he thought editing his performance discrimination. "There's a big double standard, female pop artists have been doing things provocative like that for years, and the fact that I'm a male, and I'll be edited and discriminated against could be a problem."

In fact, he added, his being gay and acting like it just points out there's something wrong with everyone else.

"People are scared and it's really sad," he said. "I just wish people could open their minds up and enjoy things, it's all for a laugh, it's really not that big of a deal."

He did add to Rolling Stone that the kiss with Ratliff wasn't clear, but just one of those heat-of-the moment things. ABC said it had received about 1,500 calls from viewers to complain about the performance, a response the network called "moderate." 

It was still way more interesting than the supposed other big moments of the night, like Lady Gaga playing a piano that was on fire and Jennifer Lopez's supposed big stage slip, which was barely noticeable in a rather ho-hum performance. Maybe more entertainers need to blow the fact that they're gay way out of proportion.

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