Trailer trash: 'A Nightmare on Elm Street'

Juice*head @xericwit alerted us to the recent release of the new trailer for the remake of 1984's A Nightmare on Elm Street, starring Jackie Earl Haley as the be-hatted menace, Freddy Krueger. We've got to admit, it doesn't look half bad; sort of like if Wes Craven had been subjected to the last 25 years of horror cliches before creating this one, instead of being the one who invented the cliches.

Trailer trash: Beavis & Butthead sell 'Extract'

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Mike Judge needed to find a new way to shill Extract, so why not resurrect two crudely drawn cartoon characters we haven't see since the mid 90s? Yep, that'll do just fine!

Trailer trash: Benicio del Toro's 'Wolfman'

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Finally, a good, old-fashioned monster movie (loaded with CGI, A-list actors and more CGI). Gee, we wonder if Benicio del Toro's going to live? No matter, because at least we get to see him tear up Victorian-era London in the meantime. But why is it that the more CGI we get, the less impressive the werewolves are? We'll take the beast from An American Werewolf in London anyway. Darn uncanny valley applies to lycanthropes, too.

Trailer trash: James Cameron's 'Avatar'

Geeks the world over already know the story behind this one, James Cameron's first feature in about a hundred years. It has a certain Halo-meets-Star-Wars-prequels vibe to it, so the jury is still undecided.

Trailer trash: 'Tron Legacy'

You've got to admit, Tron was a story you didn't understand 25-some-odd years ago (if you're of a certain age), and this one won't be something you understand in 2010. But man, it sure looks cool, don't it. When did Flynn become an evil old man who sits around his house in seiza waiting to off random computer programs? We'll just have to geek out in 3-D together and find out. Bless you, San Diego Comic-Con.

Trailer trash: 'Blood and Bone'

While we're still waiting to scope out his flick Black Dynamite, Michael Jai White is coming out with this collection of feets of fury, Blood and Bone, in which he plays an ex-con named Isaiah Bone who kicks the crap out of people like Kimbo Slice and Bob Sapp. (Let me take the time here to shill my boy Jay Potts' blaxploitation Web comic, World of Hurt -- new episode every Wednesday!) Let's also not forget that Gina Carano (who Mrs. Juice* doesn't particularly like, because Gina wears makeup during her fights) is in there, so her MMA paychecks can go up, too.

Trailer trash: 'District 9'

The Juice* collective is full of suckers for good sci-fi, so Neill Blomkamp's District 9 may do the trick. When we saw the first trailer a few months ago, we thought it was a remake of Alien Nation, but this new version shows us there may be a whole lot more to it.

Trailer trash: 'The Pacific'

Making a 10-part miniseries based on Stephen Ambrose's Band of Brothers neglected to show what was going on across the other side of the planet during World War II, so Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg are going to war again with The Pacific. Based on the books With the Old Breed by E.B. Sledge and Helmet For My Pillow by Robert Leckie, The Pacific brings 10 hours of madness to HBO in 2010.

Trailer trash: 'Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus'

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Hey, we don't make them up. But we are totally renting this Lorenzo Lamas-Deborah Gibson vehicle when it drops May 26. Think it's a joke? Amazon will sure take your money for it.

Trailer trash: 'Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen'

Speaking of sequels, we know we're going to have to waste $9 apiece on this. At least Peter Cullen is back. And Megan Fox.