Torts: "I'm out of my mind already"
For the first time since the mid 1980s, John Tortorella does not have a team to prepare with, does not have a training camp to plan for. How is the former Lightning coach coping?
"I'll be honest with you, I'm out of my mind already because I'm not preparing the team," he said Thursday. "That's all I know how to do. That's all I want to do is prepare a hockey team. It's tough now that I'm not doing that."
Tortorella got back in the game Thursday when TSN hired him to be a studio analyst. Tortorella said he would be in Toronto three or four days a week, and he joked that wife, Christine, is not handling well that he is still underfoot this time of year.
"She doesn't want me around," he said. "She's happy as hell I'm going."
As for his TV gig, Torts said being an analyst always interested him, and now, being out of the league, it's a good way for him to stay current with what teams are doing and how players are playing. But as far as how he's going to handle the job, he said, "I don't have a clue how comfortable I'm going to be."
He said people may be surprised at how he comes across. He said he is not going to rip into people, and said he told TSN not to expect that kind of sideshow.
"The perception of me is I'm too hard and I rip on people. It's untrue," he said. "I hold people accountable when I coach, and when I approach this here, I want to learn it and do it to the best way I possibly can. I want to learn about the business and offer everything I have. It may last a week. It may last a while. We'll see."
Tortorella, 50, interviewed for three jobs during the summer, with the Sharks, the Thrashers and Islanders. None turned out to be the right fit. He said he has a clause in his TSN contract that will allow him to pursue an NHL coaching job should one open during the season.
"I want to coach, no question about it. I want to coach again," he said. "This gives me an opportunity to stay close to the game and learn about a part of the business. I think I'll learn more about the league doing it this way, and it will keep my straight at far as personnel."
As for analyzing the Lightning, which is on TSN four times next season, the first on Oct. 28 at Toronto, Tortorella said it won't be a problem. He declined to talk about how he feels his situation with Tampa Bay was handled or what he will take from his seven seasons as coach which included four straight playoff seasons, winning the 2004 Stanley Cup and the 2004 Jack Adams award as coach of the year.
"I'm always going to be honest," said Tortorella, fired after last season's last place finish. "As far as Tampa Bay, that team's changed. There are so many players gone from when I was coaching. There are certain people in that organization I are about, but that team has changed so much, I don't even know what the lineup is going to be."
We'll have more with Torts in Friday's paper.


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Your such a coward you can't even post your name out of fear. All Tampa Bay has are a bunch of whining crybaby's.
Posted by: Tampa Bay Devil Gays | September 08, 2008 at 04:07 PM
Hoping someone is raped is more than trash talking...
Posted by: | September 08, 2008 at 01:22 PM
What's a matter? You Tampa Bay wussies can't handle a little trash talking?
Posted by: Tampa Devil Gays | September 08, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Damien, please block Tampa Bay Devil Gays..
Posted by: | September 06, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Maybe you should check Tort's background a little deeper before defending him. ie: university of maine and prior crimes
Posted by: 1of many | September 06, 2008 at 07:50 PM
I'm glad my retorts are making your day you piece of white trash.
I hope you get raped by a big black man in Ybor, then again you probably would like that wouldn't you cunt
Posted by: Tampa Bay Devil Gays | September 06, 2008 at 02:36 PM
Again, another *amazing* retort. Of course, because you have nothing with substance to say to me, I'm a "ho". True genius at work.
I'm moving on. Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Amanda | September 06, 2008 at 01:41 PM
Amanduh, I highly doubt you are a tad above an english major. I've been in Tampa and believe me they have more white trash and degenerates living there than anywhere else in this state.
As for the trash talking, I know this is a hockey message board you stupid ho. I hate all Tampa teams.
Posted by: Tampa Bay Devil Gays | September 06, 2008 at 11:49 AM
At least tortorella finally said something thats true he is out of his mind.
Posted by: geo | September 05, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Yeah, I'm just a *tad* beyond that, but sure, it was my pleasure.
Look, cheering for your team is your prerogative. Trash talking on a newspaper message board of a rival team is pretty pathetic (especially for the wrong sport), but whatever.
The slurs, however? Totally unnecessary, and not even 'funny' for anyone over the age of 12. I thought there were moderators for that stuff?
Posted by: Amanda | September 05, 2008 at 08:37 PM
Amanda, are you an english major? If so thanks for correcting me professor.
Devil Gays crack under the pressure!!!
Posted by: Tampa Bay Devil Gays | September 05, 2008 at 07:35 PM
"And while I'm at it"... what? The sentence just stops. While you're at it, what?! Brain shut down before you could finish the thought?
Oh, and I'm with Twine. I call dibs on mango.
Posted by: Amanda | September 05, 2008 at 04:03 PM
You are all a bunch of fruits and while I'm at it. Boston will win the AL east.
The Devil Gays will crack under the pressure of a pennant race.
Posted by: Tampa Bay Devil Gays | September 05, 2008 at 02:25 PM
UCF... Isn't that a high school in Orlando?
Theyre going to get CRUSHED AGAIN by a real program.. Let the running of the BULLS begin
Posted by: ucf sucks | September 05, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Well, never thought I'd see the day when Torts finally admitted he's out of his mind.
Mr. UCF being new to hockey evidently doesn't realize dopey nicknames are part of the culture. Why else would two grown men call each other Rammer and Tails? (UCF and his roommate might know, wuhhuhuhuhuh...) :p
As for calling us fruits, as long as I get to be the banana and a couple of lemons, I'm OK with it. I like melons too...all kinds
Posted by: Twinebulge | September 05, 2008 at 02:39 AM
TORTS TORTS TORTS TORTS AND MORE TORTS!
Posted by: Captain High Pants | September 04, 2008 at 04:27 PM
TBDG is absolutely right. I mean, who uses nicknames and/or abbreviations in hockey?!
Oh, wait...
(Classy, too, with the homophobic slur.)
Posted by: Amanda | September 04, 2008 at 04:03 PM
F.O.A.D. TBDG. He's gone and who cares?
Posted by: TortsTortsTorts | September 04, 2008 at 02:22 PM
You sound like a bunch of fruits when you call him Torts. Jesus, just call him by his last name, or do you choose not to do this because you are a bunch on inbreds? BTW, UCF will crush USF this weekend.
Peace out!
Posted by: Tampa Bay Devil Gays | September 04, 2008 at 02:02 PM
LOL, good one WIZ.
In the macabre world of Sports, I wouldn't be too darned surprised to see Torts return here after the Mullet wears out his 'schtick' in a year or three.
And then I woke up...
Love the new Reader Poll; Ruuuudy!
Not long now,
Go Bolts!
Posted by: Casper | September 04, 2008 at 01:33 PM
I thought the reason for his being launched out of TB was the players thought he was OUT of HIS MIND with demands the last couple seasons.
Posted by: WIZ | September 04, 2008 at 01:13 PM