Crazy kid names not just for celebrity spawn
Can I have a shout-out for Judge Rob Murfitt?
The New Zealand family court judge has had it with parents giving their kids weird names. He finally did something about it when he got the custody case of 9-year-old Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. Yes, you read that right. 
According to this story, he made her a ward of the court so her name could be changed. The new name wasn't released to protect the girl's privacy, but you can bet hula isn't a part of it.
The judge said the girl's name "makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily." The girl was so embarrassed she never revealed it to her closest friends and told them to call her K, the story said.
In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of unfortunate names that weren't allowed, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit. Some that were allowed included Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence.
Those make Sunday Rose and Knox Leon sound pretty tame, huh?
I don't know what these parents are trying to prove. Don't they know that on the freaky name front, the celebs own the patent? Better to stick with something off the most popular baby names list and leave the crazy to the people with the know how.
-- Lisa Buie, Times mom
Sharon Kennedy Wynne has sunscreen in her blood. She may have been born in Buffalo but she got here as fast as she could, in time for kindergarten. She grew up in St. Petersburg, graduated from the University of Florida journalism school, and even got married at Sunken Gardens. She's one of the few adults we know who actually loves taking her kids to the beach. She has two sons and with 10 years of parenting under her belt, she's starting to feel a little less out of her league. She comes from a large family and loves to debate, so brace yourself when the hot topics come up.
Amy Hollyfield is a workaholic mother of two young
daughters, blessed to have a work-at-home husband who makes their life possible. She was born in Detroit and moved around a lot as a kid (read: Air Force brat). She has lived in Florida since the month after she
graduated from Northwestern University. She lives for the yelps, hugs and kisses that greet her on nights that she makes it home before bedtime.
Sherry Robinson was born in the Sunshine State but she feels more comfortable inside a mall than outside at the beach -- thank goodness her husband is the outdoorsy type. He takes their two sons on night hikes, beach runs and bug hunts while Sherry does her best to take care of the homestead -- and find out what is new on the store shelves. A graduate of the University of South Florida in 19noneofyourbusiness, Sherry has been at the Times for nearly 20 years. And with nearly 10 years of parenting experience, Sherry is eager to offer up some great dish on raising kids and keeping your sanity.
Guest blogger Tracey Henry, a.k.a. Suburban Diva, is a frantic, slightly frazzled mother of four. She is a freelance humor writer and author which is the only thing that parenting four children ages 12-1 trains you for, except perhaps court jester and professional bull rider. She and her husband have lived all over the country, but settled in Florida eight years ago because the beachcombing is so much better here than on the banks of the Mississippi. Their family time includes a lot of sport -- both watching and playing -- and fun in the sun and surf. Catch her in Whoa, Momma! and on her site, 
Sherri Day and her husband welcomed their daughter into the world in early 2008. So far, she describes parenthood as exciting, exhausting and exhilarating. A self-described Southern belle with small-town values and big-city idealism, Sherri was born in rural Georgia. She received her bachelor's degree in journalism from Clark Atlanta University and her master's of journalism from the University of California at Berkeley. She is the Brandon bureau chief for the Times. Sherri moved to Tampa from Brooklyn four years ago.
ewwwwwwwwww!!!!
Posted by: | October 03, 2008 at 11:44 AM
I wonder what the parents thought when she was born.
Posted by: baby boy | July 30, 2008 at 02:37 PM