No, seriously.
What...is...that...smell?
The playground at Pride Elementary is practically inhabitable these days. As one of the parents who hangs out there for 15 minutes many afternoons waiting for his child to emerge from school, I'm disgusted intrigued by an odor that is becoming more and more suffocating every day.
Imagine a dead animal...no, better yet, a dead human a yucky pile of dirty dishes being covered in rotting fruit a gallon of expired milk and wrapped in a big giant soiled diaper tortilla and then dipped in standing gutter water dark chocolate. If I had such a thing, I'd use it to cover my face to protect me from the actual smell I'm trying to describe.
It really is no laughing matter. It's incredibly repugnant stinky, and something the school --- or the county, whichever is responsible --- should take care of. Some of the parents have tried to figure out the source, and failed.
Tuesday, one woman brought a spray bottle of disinfectant and doused all the garbage cans, to no avail. Today, another woman lamented the fact she had forgotten to bring a bottle of bleach (I'm assuming to clean with, though drinking it to put herself out of misery is not farfetched).
Today, I saw parents covering their faces, wincing showing discomfort in their faces and fleeing walking away to find safer air. Problem is, that safer air is getting harder and harder to find.
I nearly hurled got ill today. I thought for a split second I was going to blow chunks all over one of the picnic tables expose my breakfast in an unkindly fashion after the wind blew something rancid icky my way. The potential embarrassment was all that kept the Shredded Wheat I had for breakfast in its rightful place digesting in my stomach and providing my body with important nurtients.
Come on, Pride. This stench blight on freshness is no secret. Teachers are out there every day with kids. They can smell it, too.
Please. Help. Us.
Otherwise, I'm going to have to start skipping breakfast just to be safe.
-- Times staff writer JOHN C. COTEY (johncotey@gmail.com)
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