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Ladies and gentlemen (and Chris), welcome to this year's presentation of the .... Kongkeys! Yes, it's our soon-to-be-annual look at the best (King Kong, get it?) and the worst (donkeys, get it?) Ante Up and the poker world had to offer in 2006. And because Scott is good, and Chris is evil, Scott compiled the Best Of list and Chris compiled the Worst Of list. What, you expected it the other way around? So, without further adieu ...
Best Ante Up Interview: It was a great year for interviews, from our first (Kenna James) to our last (Clonie Gowen) and a great group in between, but it was hard to top the energy that came from our listeners after former FBI agent Joe Navarro, left, sat down with us and told us how to dissect our opponents visually. Scott will never blink again.
Worst Career Move (The Just Deserts Award): Rep. Jim Leach, R-Iowa, who sponsored the Unlawful Internet Gambling Prohibition Act, was rewarded by losing re-election. Also, shame on Party Poker, Pokerroom and all the other online sites that ran screaming from U.S. players as soon as the law was signed.
Best Tournament: A who's who of the poker world at the final table. A $50,000 buy-in. A marathon heads-up finale. How can you argue with the HORSE tournament at the World Series of Poker? ...
Worst Poker Decision (The Cash Cow Kowtows Award): ... well, how about thoroughly punishing ESPN for insisting that this tournament end with a no-limit hold'em final table and then having the audacity to show not even one hand of any of the HORSE games on the broadcast? That's how.
Best Ante Up Intercontinental Poker Series (AIPS) Event: Sure, they were all great. But with pro Kenna James on hand for the first time, we give the nod to ... Razz. And if there is any game that represents the Ante Up Nation the best, it has to be the one that spawned the "Let's Play Razz!" battle cry.
Worst Poker Entrepreneur (The Bizarro Trump Award): Only Chris could design such cool stuff for the Ante Up! store, and then, without knowing it, sell everything at cost for three long days. Enjoy his generosity. It won't happen again. Well, of course it will.
Best Hand of the Week: Hey, listeners LOVE it when pros rip apart their hands on the show, so how can we not honor the hand in which Daniel Negreanu not only ripped apart our hero, but also humbled Scott? But beyond that, Daniel took control of this hand and broke it down like no one else has ever done.
Worst Etiquette (the Antegate): Can you believe that Prahlad Friedman just couldn't let go a missing ante in the World Series of Poker? And then the dispute with Jeffrey Lisandro escalated to the point where Lisandro threatened Friedman's life. Dudes, take it outside.
Best Titantic Glacial Meltdown of the Year: And don't say there can't be ties in poker. (You can't go for 2 when you both have Broadway). It's impossible to choose between Chris, who pulled the plug on online play after one or two little rivers didn't go his way, and Fasso, whose typing rage aimed at on dawdling online player earned him 30 days in FullTilt's chatroom timeout box. Dudes, take it outside.
Worst Poker Show (The Bling Bling Ding-A-Ling Award): Hip-Hop Poker. Word.
Best Damn (Tournament) Poker Player (of the Year) Period Award: Scott anguished over this one. Is it Chip Reese? One tournament does not make a player of the year. Is is Michael "The Grinder" Mizrachi? Big money, but frontloaded in the early months. Is it Nam Le? Bookended the year with big wins, and filled the middle with five WSOP cashes. But all in hold'em. So Scott finally settled on first-year phenom Jeff Madsen, who won two bracelets and had four cashes in the WSOP, and his seven major cashes this year came in NL Hold'em, NL Hold'em Short-Handed, Omaha 8, Stud 8 and an Omaha 8/Stud 8 combo event. Now, THAT'S range. Congrats, Jeff.
Worst Host (the H.O.U.R. Award - Hiatt's Overconfident Underachieving Replacement): Yes, we enjoyed chatting with Courtney Friel, left, early in the year but, um, wow. Is it possible to ask less probing, more cliche questions during a WPT event?
Best Listeners-Are-Tired-of-Hearing-About-and-Scott-Pledges-to-Never,-Ever-Talk-About-Again Award: (Scott can't talk, or type, about it again, so you'll just have to listen to the show to hear what it was).
Worst Ability to Contain Himself on a Poker Show (The One-Minute Tourette's Syndrome Award): You know you can't WAIT to see a Fasso/Columbo Heads-Up Omaha Match after everyone's favorite Bard thought the mike was cold when he lashed out at everyone's favorite mystery man's perceived dilemma. Dudes, take it outside.
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XMAS GIFTS: Chris FINALLY gets Ante Up merchandise, and Scott is sucked into the heavenly vortex that is known as Brookstone.
POKER AFTER DARK: Shana Hiatt returns to poker TV soon after the new year. Listen for her on a future episode of Ante Up!
LINGERING MYSTERIES: We heard you - Phil Gordon was just joking about that blasted note. Now we'll never know. And the set over set over set math broke our calculator. Anyone know the odds of a set over set over set over set over set?!?!
BIG, BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: And since we love to tease our listeners, we implored all of you to not miss next week's show, when we promise a big announcement. (Hint - stock up on bananas).
ONE-MINUTE MYSTERY: Columbo finally concludes that his 8-high Triple Draw hand likely is best, and even if it isn't, it's worth calling just to get some 411 on his unknown opponent. He's vindicated, and takes down a big pot. Scott offers a completely different way to play the hand (which would have resulted in less profit). With a rough 9 to begin with, and no raises, why not raise pot from the small blind, try to thin the field and then stand pat through the first two draws? Turn that positional disadvantage around by making your opponents outdraw you, and pay dearly for the honor.
HAND OF THE WEEK
Scott stepped dangerously into some of the roughest waters no-limit hold'em can offer - playing a bare Ace, playing it from the big blind and betting meekly into the pot at the noon tournament Saturday at One-Eyed Jacks. He called a 2.5x preflop raise from the UTG player, and went to the flop three-handed with the chipleader also in tow.
On a flop of A-9-8, Scott should have checked, but he put out a bet so small that Chris is still laughing. He got no information from it, of course, and then things got more interesting for him when a 7 fell on the river. He weakly bet again, and couldn't shake anyone. And then when a 10 flowed down the river, he made his straight, but couldn't be happy about it. He checked it down, took the pot and wiped his brow in relief. Kids, don't try this play at home.
- SCOTT