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Just 11 shopping days left before Christmas, so there's no time to waste on looking for great poker gifts for your loved ones. Good thing you have us to go out and scout the weird, wacky and maybe even useful items being peddled this year. Click here to listen to the show. Remember - lots of great Ante Up! products also available at our CafePress store! What others are selling:
Personalized Poker Tavern Sign: Get your name on a tavern sign for your poker room. ($44.95, Exclusively Weddings).
Poker Chip Cufflinks: When the invitation says "Black Tie," don't share up without these jewels hanging from your wrists. (14.99 pounds, DrinkStuff.com)
Poker Chip Chair: You've built your table, so buy some chairs. These have a poker chip cushion for your rump and a fanned-out royal flush for your back. ($142.99, LogoProducts4Less).
Star Wars Poker Chip Set: May the Force be with you as you play with these themed chips and cards that glow in the dark. ($149.95, Sharper Image).
Poker Chip USB Flash Drive: Store your FullTilt hand histories on this 1GB drive with poker touches. ($17.99, Staples).
Abstract Poker Art: Jazz up that poker room with some unique paintings. (Various prices, Sculptr).
Poker-Themed Tools: Admit it - you've always been upset that your pizza cutter didn't have spades, diamonds, hearts and clubs on it. Now, your dreams have come true. (Various prices, Poker Fan Addicts).
River Rim Shaded Sunglasses: These specs are shaded on the top to hide your eyes but light on the bottom so you can see your cards. ($88.88, BigFish Poker).
Eat Sleep Poker Cap: The only three things you need to do in life, emblazoned on one hat. ($16.99, Pixel Gear).
Intimate Poker Cards: Introduce your loved one to the game you love, with an activity that we all love. ($9.99, CandleLight Messages).
World Poker Tour Pinball Machine: It's a great time-filler for the loser who busts out of your tournament first! ($4,500, Stern Pinball Inc.).
Pot Committed Card Guard: This card guard shows that you're pot-committed - literally - since there's a picture of a marijuana leaf on it. ($16.99, Poker Weights).
de-FIB-ulator: This handy gadget uses voice cues to tell you whether your opponent is lying. Montel Williams says so. ($39.95, Gadget Universe).
Poker Address Labels: Quit using those charity ones you get in the mail unsolicited and don't donate to. Instead, these labels have your name, address, cards, chips and, for some reason, dice. ($8.99, Colorful Images).
Poker Medal: Honor the next champ in your home tournament with a gold, silver or bronze poker medal. ($2.29, Crown Awards).
OTHER TOPICS
Scott freezes in Wisconsin: Check out his earlier post, and the poker is good in the frigid state, especially if you like kill games and cool accents.
Limit heads-up: Fasso got us thinking this week about strategy for limit hold'em heads-up SNGs after he watched Michael Craig destroy all comers. Fasso says you can use something called a Truth Tree to plot the right moves. Scott tried it, won and got verbally abused by his opponent (17 references ranging from "donk" to "luckbox" to "tool.")
Cool tune: Be sure to listen Ante Upper Luigi Cappel's great podsafe song, "I Tilted."
Priest playing poker? Chris was entranced this week by news that a priest, Paul Kammen, is among the Ante Up Nation flock. And a priest who has penned books on stud, no less.
New on the tube: Michael from England alerts us to Food Poker, a new show on BBC where chefs get two hole cards with ingredients, and have to make a tasty dish using three ingredients from a community board. And Mike Greenberg hosts a new ABC show called Duel that's supposed to marry Who Wants to Be a Millionaire with the World Series of Poker.
Hotline: Two good calls this week - Brian from Chicago wants to know how we pick the Hand of the Week and Thitsa from New York tells us CardPlayer Cruises are the real deal.
Tampa Bay Poker Replay: Scott fills you in on the new Silks cardroom at Tampa Bay Downs, and Derby Lane is hosting a tournament with Fisher from 97X.
One Minute Mystery: Columbo folds his three ducks, and never finds out if it was truly the best decision as his opponent wouldn't tell him what he had.
HAND OF THE WEEK
Ben from Wisconsin sends us a $1/$2 no-limit hand from a charity casino.
With two callers, he bumps it to $8 from the small blind with Qd-Qc, and the callers call. We're not a fan of the smallish raise, but Ben likes to play small ball.
The flop: Qs-9d-2h.
A great flop, and Ben wants to string his opponents along, so he checks. (We advocate betting out). The button bets $10, and Ben calls as does the third opponent.
The turn: 10s
Trouble begins - a gutshot straight could have gotten there, so Ben bets $35 to find out. He's raised to 70 and the button folds. Ben calls.
The river: 7h
No improvement for Ben, but no spade if his opponent was on an odd flush draw. Ben folds his hand face-up to a $70 bet, and saves himself some cash. His opponent had J-8.
NEXT WEEK'S SHOW
We're hoping to interview the AIPS Player of the Year (so if that's you, get in touch with us ASAP about your availability for a phone interview around 1 p.m. Eastern on Friday). If not, we'll do our annual Kongkeys - that's right, our awards for all things poker. Have an idea for a category? Or a winner? Let us know!
- SCOTT