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August 25, 2006

Too Many Taquitos, Too Few Aces

Tillyjennifer02Got creamed in cards last night. Texas hold 'em with the Desperate Houseguys. Lotta lousy last-minute beats, including a devastating dagger on the river that sent me reeling. Didn't help that I also chased a 12-pack of Bud Lite with 10 too many taquitos. (That's a great title for my autobiography: "Too Many Taquitos.") On top of everything, I have to have my column picture taken today and I look even more like a bloated Abe Vigoda. I'm screwed.

SD's "TOO MANY TAQUITOS, TOO FEW ACES" Gaming Mix
1. Who's Got the Action -- Dean Martin
2. Turn the Cards Slowly -- Patsy Cline
3. Queen of Hearts -- Juice Newton
4. Turn of a Friendly Card -- Alan Parsons Project
5. The Gambler -- Kenny Rogers
6. Rambler, Gambler -- Bob Dylan
7. Luck Be a Lady -- Frank Sinatra
8. Viva Las Vegas -- Elvis Presley
9. Leaving Las Vegas -- Sheryl Crow
10. Busted -- Johnny Cash 

Comments

It' in the Way that you use It - Slow Hand

Are you trying to keep in practice losing money.

Good thing the camera doesn't add 20 lbs.


Just saw my new column picture. I swear you can see the toupee glue running down my cheeks.

Money - Pink Floyd
Money Talks - AC/DC
No Quarter - Led Zeppelin (although I don't think the term "No Quarter" has anything to do with money)

The Card Cheat - The Clash

"Dagger!" by Steve Buckhantz and the Phil Chenier Dancers.

The playlist is a nice one, but I mostly want to hear if my brother-in-law is a good poker player or not...


Your "brother-in-law" started off the "season" doing incredibly "lousy." But lately there's a confidence in his eye -- and about 40 of my dollars in his wallet.

You sis has been playing a wee bit of cards lately, as well. Not sure how she's doing, though. They don't let the guys play in their reindeer games.

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