Hot for Teacher: Songs for Debra Lafave?
Debra Lafave should totally make a pop album.
After all, the rather hot Riverview, Fla., pedagogue seduced a 14-year-old boy -- and yet she's still more respected than naked heiress-turned-pop star Paris Hilton. And c'mon, Lafave was somewhat remorseful (kind of) on the Today show.
Plus making a cheapo covers album will put off Lafave's inevitable naked foray into the pages of Hustler.
Who cares if she can sing? She already looks like one of David Lee Roth's California girls. These days, that's half the battle.
SO WHAT SHOULD DEBRA LAFAVE SING ON HER ALBUM?
SHOUT OUT YOUR REQUESTS...
I'll get us started...
1.) Teach Your Children -- Crosby Stills and Nash
Sean Daly is the pop music critic for the St. Petersburg Times. His CD collection -- from Journey to Dylan, Prince to U2, Public Enemy to Stan Getz -- is much bigger and better than yours.
Supposedly one of the terms of her plea bargain is that she is not to make any Porn. Not sure how that is going to be enforced...
Posted by: LockBull | September 13, 2006 at 12:19 PM
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Posted by: Guy | September 13, 2006 at 01:34 PM
Don't Stand
Don't Stand So
Don't Stand So Close To Me
Posted by: Max | September 13, 2006 at 02:45 PM
Go Away Little Boy (yeah, I know it's usually "Girl" but The Manhatten Transfer's Janis Siegel did a role-reversal of this on one of her solo albums, so that's good enough for me.)
Posted by: Glenn S. | September 13, 2006 at 03:15 PM
Don't forget "Edge of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks.
Or "My Sharona" by the Knack.
Posted by: Sean Daly | September 13, 2006 at 03:45 PM
"I Love Rock N'Roll" , the old Joan Jett recording.
Change one line where it would go as follows-"Saw him standing there by the record machine. At least he looked like he could've been 17."
Posted by: Wayne | September 13, 2006 at 04:17 PM
Hot for Teacher, of course.
Posted by: | September 13, 2006 at 04:58 PM
What about "School's Out" by Alice Cooper?
Posted by: Mike T | September 13, 2006 at 09:19 PM
Madonna's "Like a Virgin" has to be included.
Posted by: Uncle Crappy | September 13, 2006 at 09:50 PM
School Days by AC/DC.
Posted by: Tim | September 14, 2006 at 12:28 AM
Seventeen by Winger
Johnny Be Good by Chuck Berry
Posted by: sparky | September 14, 2006 at 08:16 AM
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Teenage Wasteland - The Who
Posted by: Mike T | September 14, 2006 at 10:57 PM
Jack & Diane, John Mellenkamp, especially the lines "Hold on to 16 as long as you can, Changes come around real soon, Make us women and men" A little sooner for some than others in this case.
Posted by: Mophead | September 15, 2006 at 05:21 AM
How about "Another Brick in the Wall (Pt. 2)by Floyd, "Be Cruel to Your School" by Twisted Sister, and "When I Kissed the Teacher" by ABBA.
Posted by: itsbobbyhesayshesthedevil | September 15, 2006 at 10:33 AM
A Matter Of Trust by Billy Joel
Age Of Consent by New Order
And The Cradle Will Rock by Van Halen
Teacher Teacher by .38 Special
Jailbait by the Plasmatics
I'll Tumble For Ya by Culture Club
Nasty Girl by Vanity 6
Naughty Naughty by John Parr
Young Lust by Pink Floyd
Oh by the way, I just listened to the Back To The Future podcast, and I totally agree with you & Steve. Huey Lewis & The News are great. Kathy was way out of line. In protest to her comments I listened to Huey on my i-Pod all night.
Posted by: Bassnote | September 15, 2006 at 12:17 PM
Cradle Of Love - Billy Idol
Posted by: Weldon | September 15, 2006 at 05:05 PM
This song would probabaly be suited to her student but I think "Teacher's Pet" by Doris Day is a fitting song.
Posted by: Natalia | September 20, 2006 at 03:31 AM
"Baby Love" Supremes
Posted by: D. Johnston | September 22, 2006 at 07:50 AM
Oh Very Young by Cat Stevens
Posted by: cane9man | September 22, 2006 at 09:43 AM
Boy by Book of Love. Hypnotic and erotic, it makes a perfect soundtrack while reading the LaFave police report on The Smoking Gun.
Posted by: Rodney Welch | October 15, 2006 at 01:06 PM