Take Your Apology and Go

I BLAME NIKKI SIXX.

It's certainly no coincidence that I spent yesterday morning absorbing the Motley rocker's debauched, disorderly tell-all -- and then spent yesterday afternoon (and, um, night) doing my damndest to act like a complete buffoon. Without getting into the details, I'd like to apologize to the following people:

The entire city of Boston
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays
Pitcher Edwin Jackson
The beer vendor who tried to dress like Johnny Depp but instead looked like Little Steven stuck in the rain
The Walt Disney Co.
That girl at Ferg's with the cigarette in her cleavage
The Forever Fiancee
Kid Lulu
Most of my Feather Sound neighbors
That girl in the Jason Varitek jersey who couldn't take a joke

To all those people, I'd also like to dedicate the following playlist...

All Apologies -- Nirvana
Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word -- Elton John
I'm Sorry -- Brenda Lee
Hard to Say I'm Sorry -- Chicago
Sorry, Blame It on Me -- Akon
Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thing -- Chris Isaak

Comments

[Guy]

Why don't we get drunk and ... - Jimmy Buffett

[Forever Fiancee]

That's your way of saying sorry???? I find it interesting that in your apology priority list I fall BELOW The Beer Vendor and That Girl at Ferg's with the Cigarette in her Cleavage!

I would suggest a song for your play list, but I can't get the melodious sounds of your barfing out of my head!

[Sean Daly]

You cut me deep, FF. You cut me real deep just now...

[Brad]

There's no spectacle like a public spectacle!

For the aftermath might I suggest:

Swelling Itching Brain - Devo

[Sherrie]

Big Shot- Billy Joel

And really, can anything that is prefaced with the statement "I blame Nikki Sixx" be ALL bad?

Sherrie

[chase]

bah, amateur stuff ... :-)